[Jokes from Apr. 10, 2017]
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore” is facing up to 15 years in prison on tax evasion charges. So basically, if you’re a reality star in this country and you don’t pay your taxes, we either put you in prison or make you President of the United States. – Conan O’Brien
Fox News said it will investigate multiple accusations against Bill O’Reilly for sexually harassing female co-workers. Apparently, for years O’Reilly has been telling female co-workers their breasts are “fair and balanced”. – Conan O’Brien
A Turkish Airline crew helped deliver a baby onboard a flight. And then in keeping with the times, the baby was dragged from the plane by security. – Conan O’Brien
Former NFL player Titus Young was sentenced to four years in prison. Young said he’s sad to go to prison but happy to be reunited with his old teammates. – Conan O’Brien
A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found to contain a dead bat. This is shocking news – someone shopping at Walmart bought a salad. – Conan O’Brien
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