Unfortunately, this comic left off the current leading candidate for the position of White House communications director, which of course would be Donald Trump himself. Trump obviously wants the job. In fact, it seems to be the only job he actually likes and spends any of his time at.
Negotiating treaties? Boring. Getting Congress to pass legislation? Ick, ickity, ick. Tweeting at 3am? He’s on the job!
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Perhaps congress should meet in the wee hours of the morning when his majesty is awake and roaming the halls of the dump he lives in.
I don’t think Trump would like a post where he gets asked tough questions by angry journalists all day. What he wants is something like Fidel Castro’s address to the Cuban nation; four hours of rants with synthetic applauses every five minutes, to be broadcasted on every TV network, radio stations, and Youtube channels.