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Who Dunnit?

Matt Bors
© Matt Bors

The Medical Examiner has officially declared the death of Jeffrey Epstein a suicide by hanging.

I can actually believe that. No really. After all, someone wouldn’t actually have to snuff him themselves. All they would have needed to do is talk to him, and point out that he was about to spend the rest of his disgusting life in jail, probably being raped by other inmates three times a day (would serve him right, yes?).

Or subtly threaten the life, health, or happiness of anyone he cares about (of course, that assumes he is capable of caring about anyone other than himself). I’m sure it would not take much effort to convince him that he has nothing to live for, and why should he go through an embarrassing public airing of his horrid life?

The only thing that could have gotten him out of jail was if he squealed on a bunch of rich and powerful people, who would then make sure he paid dearly in multiple horrible ways for the rest of his short miserable life.

The last thing Epstein would have wanted was justice. So why wouldn’t he take the easy way out.



  1. Anonymous wrote:

    I agree. The conspiracy groups won’t like it, or will they? Outcomes like this insure that those theories grow and take on a life of their own.

    Hopefully they collected enough evidence and testimony from the women to go after his black book clientele and give them what they deserve.

    Saturday, August 17, 2019 at 10:30 am | Permalink
  2. westomoon wrote:

    Sure — suicidal hanging, using a bunkbed and a paper sheet. Heck, anybody could do that!

    Saturday, August 17, 2019 at 12:48 pm | Permalink
  3. Wildwood wrote:

    I still think it’s too convenient. No one had to interfere. They just had to not check him for several hours. Which is what they did. They might have even told him they were going for a nap. There’s that and the fact they took him off suicide watch to begin with. A whole lot of people wanted him dead and he wanted himself dead. He got what he wanted, as did all those hoping this will go away.

    Saturday, August 17, 2019 at 1:02 pm | Permalink
  4. jmcken wrote:

    “probably being raped by other inmates three times a day (would serve him right, yes?)”


    Saturday, August 17, 2019 at 3:29 pm | Permalink
  5. Iron Knee wrote:

    If you didn’t get the reference to “three times a day” follow the link.

    Saturday, August 17, 2019 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
  6. paradoctor wrote:

    His broken hyoid bone favors the murder hypothesis. If it was suicide then it was an assisted suicide. So suicide or murder, Epstein did not act alone, which by definition is conspiracy.

    Alas, forensics says no more. It was clearly conspiracy, but there’s no telling who was in on it. There are too many logical suspects.

    Sunday, August 18, 2019 at 10:49 am | Permalink
  7. Greg wrote:

    Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Whoa, this can’t just be a coincidence!”.

    Let it go, folks. IMHO, it’s no conspiracy any more than the pedophile pizza parlor was. This creep was toast and he knew it. The prospect of life in prison vs. offing himself was a no brainer. Have you heard what they do to guys in prison who abuse minors? That brand of justice is not pretty, as I’ve heard.

    The truth will out, at some level at least, and the investigations continue. Trump can only pray (as if) it won’t lead back to him.

    Sunday, August 18, 2019 at 8:19 pm | Permalink