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You know this was going to happen, based on the recent very sound medical advice from Donald Trump, our very stable genius. Let the memes begin!

And here’s some relevant poetry, sarcastically attributed to Trump:

You know I’m not a doctor – but of course I could have been,
That’s why, until a week ago, I touted chloroquine.
Now, evidence suggests that might have been an overreach,
So I’ll tout another treatment: shooting up with bleach.

The latest news is that Trump is going to dramatically cut back on his daily briefings. Since he started doing his meandering, nonsensical (and dangerous) briefings, polls show that public opinion of his management of the coronavirus crisis has plummeted 16 points.

UPDATE: There was a spike in New Yorkers ingesting household cleaners during the 18 hours following Trump’s claim that such products might be able to cure coronavirus.

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3 Comments

  1. paradoctor wrote:

    Every disaster movie starts with a scientist being ignored; but only stupid disaster movies have the President recommend injecting disinfectants.

    This year is badly written. I want my time and money back.

    Saturday, April 25, 2020 at 12:22 pm | Permalink
  2. Anonymous wrote:

    I didn’t want to watch it in the first place. Let me out of here!!!

    Monday, April 27, 2020 at 11:13 am | Permalink
  3. Mad Hatter wrote:

    After Trump’s comments about injecting disinfectant into the body as a possible treatment for the virus, a Republican governor reports that 100s of people called his Health Department inquiring about it. Yesterday the moron said that he was not responsible for the calls. Only an narcissistic idiot would say that. I want to thank again our Republican Senators for making this aberration possible. Americans PLEASE vote these Senators out….you can do it!!!!

    Tuesday, April 28, 2020 at 6:16 am | Permalink