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Jumping the Shark

It has been a while since I posted anything about Donald Trump.

This weekend, Trump crashed a wedding reception, grabbed an open mic, and started talking. You can see the video here, but you don’t need to to know how pitiful he sounds. Trump says:

I’ve been watching the news, and they’re telling me about the border, they’re telling me about China, they’re telling me about Iran.

You know, like the TV talks to him alone.

The border is not good. And what you see now, multiply it times 10. What’s happening to the kids … they’re living in squalor. They’re living like nobody has ever seen.

After rambling on for a little while, and complaining about the election, Trump jumps the shark, saying the words of a lonely man who desperately needs attention: “So, I just say, do you miss me yet?”

Remember Sarah Palin? Remember when she was in the news all the time? We thought we would never be rid of her, until everyone stopped paying attention… and she just vanished.

© RJ Matson

UPDATE: Trump wants his followers to boycott Major League Baseball, because they moved the All-Star game out of Georgia. Trump is definitely out of his league!


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