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Americans Chose the Form of Their Destructor

Who knew that Ghostbusters would come true?

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Happy Valentine’s Day from This Modern World

Of course, you better do what your valentine tells you to do, or you might be in deep trouble!

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60’s Revolutionaries Are BACK, Baby!

A huge contingent of 60s counter-cultural musicians turned out on Feb. 8th in San Francisco for “Sweet Relief Presents: An Evening to Honor Joan Baez at the Masonic“. Tom Morello, from Rage Against the Machine, captured the mood of joyful resistance, saying, “Welcome to the last big event before they drag us all off to […]

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Recruiting Ad for DOGE-Ball

See if you can tell the difference between reality and parody in this ad.

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Jon Stewart shows how easy it is to make Trump look really stupid

Trump claims that USA got a raw deal from Canada. Stewart points out that the trade agreement with Canada was created by … you guessed it, Donald J. Trump, who at the time (2018) called it “the best trade deal ever made”. But that’s just an appetizer. At this point, I think everyone knows that […]

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Gong Hei Fat Choy!

That’s how to say “Happy Lunar New Year” in Cantonese. You could also say Xin Nian Kuai Le in the more common Mandarin. Wednesday, January 29 is the start of the Lunar New Year, and the start of the Year of the Snake, which might be apropos given our new political administration — Snakes are […]

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The “Whether” Report

Bundle up! It’s stupid out there! The Borowitz Report provides the weather report for today. Whether you like it or not! Inauguration Forecast Shows Temperature and IQ in the Twenties WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Monday’s Inauguration will see the temperature and IQ dive into the twenties, according to official forecasts. That figure will not be a […]

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Hail to the Convicted Felon in Chief

I wanted to change “Hail” to “Jail”. But that would just be wishful thinking, as TFG got off with no jail time, no probation, and not even a fine. However, he is now – and forever will be – a convicted felon (if it makes you feel any better, he is a convicted felon 34 […]

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The News from Heaven

Most of my readers know that I was always a big fan of Jimmy Carter, so it is very good news that Carter was interviewed by The Borowitz Report. Naturally, I will share the Report’s findings in their entirety. HEAVEN (The Borowitz Report)—In a wide-ranging interview on Thursday, former President Jimmy Carter said that the […]

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Bringing on the Torment

Spewing hate and vengeance!

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Trump Flip-Flops

Donald Trump, in January 2013: I cannot believe the Republicans are extending the debt ceiling — I am a Republican and I am embarrassed! Donald Trump, on Friday: Congress must get rid of, or extend out to, perhaps, 2029, the ridiculous Debt Ceiling. Without this, we should never make a deal. Remember, the pressure is […]

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Overwhelming Margin?

Actually, Trump’s electoral margin was 1.6%. To put that in perspective, that is the fifth-smallest US election margin in the last 100 years. In addition, the Financial Times points out that in 2024 every incumbent party in every developed democracy in the world lost vote share, which actually has never happened before. But that isn’t […]

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You Lose

MAGA types seem to only care if they can cause liberals to lose. Ironically, they don’t seem to notice that this will also make them lose even more than the liberals do! Currently, Red states get more government handouts than Blue states. If Trump cuts those handouts, it will hurt more Republicans than Democrats. Another […]

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At Least Comic Writers are Busy

Donald Trump isn’t even president yet, but comic writers already have plenty of jokes on him. I wish I could call that a silver lining. Sigh. I wonder when the Magats will realize they are being screwed by Trump. Trump always played the victim, claiming falsely that Dems weaponized the government against him. But of […]

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Infowars Stinks!

Alex Jones defamed the families of the 20 children (plus 6 educators) who were killed in the Sandy Hook mass shooting, by repeatedly claiming that the massacre was a hoax staged by “crisis actors” in order to encourage more gun control. For his misdeeds, Jones racked up more than a billion dollars in judgements for […]

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