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Author Archives: Iron Knee

The Economics of Valentine’s Day

© Jeff Stahler

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The Modern Presidential Calendar

© Tom Toles

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Corporate State Secrets

Glenn Greenwald has a disturbing report concerning WikiLeaks, Bank of America, and the merger of corporate and government power in this country. I’m loathe to use the overused word “fascism” but the textbook definition of that particular f-word is the alignment of the government and economy of a country around corporatist interests. Just in case […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. The Republicans refused to pass anything.” – Jay Leno “On the ‘Today’ show, Michelle Obama called the Bush twins ‘magnificent’ and Chelsea Clinton a ‘solid young woman.’ In fact, the […]

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Stability

© Joel Pett Is unbridled democracy really that scary to the US government?

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Unfortunately, Mubarak said “no”

© Tom Toles UPDATE: Apparently Mubarak changed his mind today.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is the richest man in the world, with more than $70 billion in hidden assets. That will go up even more once his unemployment kicks in.” – Jimmy Fallon “Hosni Mubarak is supposedly worth around $80 billion. He claims to have saved the money by properly inflating his tires.” – David […]

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Is anyone else worried about headlines that read “Protestors have won, Mubarak is stepping down”?

I thought the goal was to establish democracy in Egypt, and try to get rid of their crushing corruption? How does having Mubarak step down, to be replaced by his handpicked vice president, guarantee this will happen? Something tells me that Mubarak is trying to pull a fast one in order to get the protests […]

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Give me Liberty, or give me a new Caucus

Shouldn’t any politician who votes for the Patriot Act be automatically kicked out of the Tea Party Caucus? Of the 52 official members of Michelle Bachmann’s Tea Party Caucus, 44 of them voted for the Patriot Act on Tuesday. Wow. What part of “small government” and “protect the constitution” do they not understand?

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Conservative Logic

© Tom Tomorrow Maybe he needs a robot with two heads, so it can believe two contradictory thoughts at the same time. The one thing we know for sure is that no matter what happens, it will be Obama’s fault.

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Bill O’Reilly apparently believes in God because he flunked science

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is waging a war against science. His technique is simple: come up with examples in the world that “nobody” can explain and use that to claim that there must be a god. But what is really hilarious about this are the examples he is picking. Ranker put together a list of […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“This year’s Super Bowl was the most-watched event in history. Take that, moon landing.” – Craig Ferguson “The head of Homeland Security told people at the game, if they saw anything not right give them a call. They got 50 million calls as soon as Christina Aguilera started singing the National Anthem. The good news, […]

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Republicans want to defeat Obama at any cost

A new poll from CNN shows that the most important thing they want in a presidential candidate in 2012 is someone who can defeat Obama — even if that candidate disagrees with them on major issues and ideology. I guess I’m happy that Republicans are taking a slight break from ideology, but only so they […]

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Recycling in the Republican Party

© Ken Catalino It could be worse — they could be recycling Newt. UPDATE: The Onion has the best remembrance of Reagan for his birthday. UPDATE 2: Demystifying Reagan.

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Boeing outsourcing fail – fooled twice!

In 2003, Boeing decided to use a very aggressive outsourcing strategy in order to slash the cost of developing their new 787 Dreamliner. But last month, the Boeing Commercial Airplanes chief admitted that this strategy backfired completely — outsourcing cost far more money than it saved, and led to a three year delay in the […]

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