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Palin doesn’t know Africa is a continent

Social conservatives seem to want Palin to lead the Republican Party and run for president in 2012. Part of me would really like to see that happen (hee hee), while part of me really wants to never hear from or about her again. UPDATE: This story gets even more complicated. A “Martin Eisenstadt” claimed that […]

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After the dust settles

© Tom Toles

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Hackers and Spending Sprees

Newsweek has a fascinating article with inside information on the political campaigns of both Obama and McCain. Both campaigns allowed special reporters inside their campaigns in exchange for a promise that they would not report anything until after the election was over. Some interesting highlights: Palin’s shopping spree was worse than reported. One angry McCain […]

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Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

The Onion, as usual, has the most twisted look at the election results. WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling […]

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I’m Free

From xkcd.com

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Final Update to Palin as President

Check out the final update to the “Palin as President” game.

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I have a dream!

© Chan Lowe

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Last Minute Election Humor

“According to all the studies, somewhere between 8% and 14% of voters are still undecided. Who are these morons? You know? This has been going on for what, four years. You don’t know. What, do you need another year to figure this out? Gee, I wonder where my candidate stands on UFO abductions? I’m going […]

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If this election had been held two years ago

Exactly two years ago, the polling firm SurveyUSA interviewed 30,000 voters spread evenly by state, asking them how they would vote in a 2008 Presidential Election between John McCain and Barack Obama. Here are the results: In this poll, Obama took his home state of Illinois, his birth state of Hawaii, and DC, for a […]

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Palin’s own Troopergate investigation clears her

In a result that will surprise nobody, the Alaska State Personnel Board’s Troopergate report has been released, and it clears Palin of any wrongdoing. The three members of the Personnel Board are appointed by Palin. In fact, Palin initiated this investigation by filing an ethics complaint against herself. These results directly contradict the findings from […]

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Pigs sprout wings

Karl Rove is predicting that Obama will win the election, with a 338 to 200 electoral vote victory. Of course, people still wearing their tinfoil hats will probably say that this is a cynical ploy to get voters to stay home, to benefit down-ticket Republicans. Prove them wrong. Go vote. However, if I were being […]

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The Bradley Effect

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Les Mesbarack – One More Day

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Late Night Election Humor

“Actually, there is a good chance that we could go to bed tomorrow night and not know who’s running the country. Just like it’s been for the last eight years.” -Jay Leno “Who are the real winners in this election? Don’t ask me. Ask Joe the Plumber’s agent.” -Stephen Colbert “Today Barack Obama campaigned in […]

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Stewart and Colbert tell you to VOTE!

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