“The Secret Service agent thought he was paying $30, and it turned out the prostitute wanted $800, which sounds like a lot, but in her defense, she said she is paying a higher tax rate than Mitt Romney.” – Bill Maher (on the Secret Service prostitution scandal) “One of the agents involved in the scandal […]
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Jimmy Fallon has a special musical guest on his show, live from the University of North Carolina:
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Nobody wants to be Mitt Romney’s running mate.
“That Secret Service sex scandal keeps growing. Here’s the latest: Three of the Secret Service agents involved in the sex and cocaine scandal are now leaving the agency. On the bright side, they’re going to have one hell of a going-away party.” – Conan O’Brien “Reporters are in Colombia digging up anything on the Secret […]
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© Tim Campbell Is it too late to turn the Republican Party around?
“President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He’s creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts “just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women.” – Conan O’Brien “The Secret Service prostitution scandal has gotten worse because apparently agents were also snorting cocaine. However, in the agents’ defense, […]
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“This year the government will spend a trillion dollars more than it will take in. Experts say 32 percent of our taxes go to defense. And the rest buys hookers for the Secret Service.” – Craig Ferguson “In case you’re wondering where your tax dollars go, 21 percent goes to Medicare and Medicaid, 20 percent […]
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“Did you hear how they caught those Secret Service agents with prostitutes in Colombia? Apparently the men were walking around wearing nothing but their sunglasses and those earpieces.” – Conan O’Brien “President Obama talked about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, saying he’s reserving judgment until all the facts are in, or at least until he […]
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© Brian McFadden Let the election begin! It’s going to be the dirtiest campaign you’ve ever seen. I would say: Hide the children and check the plumbing because you’re going to have to shower several times a day. – Charles Krauthammer
“New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, ‘black man loots house, steals white woman.’” – Bill Maher “Cory Booker is not the only New Jersey politician who’s done something brave like this. Gov. Chris Crisco – sorry Chris Christie – once […]
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Rick Santorum should have thought about this earlier, but it is not too late now, before he aborts his campaign.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
“The Obama administration is trying to distance itself from remarks made by long-time Democratic adviser Hilary Rosen. She said that Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, a stay-at-home mother of five who has cancer, has never worked a day in her life. The ironic part — because of that idiotic statement, she may never work another day […]
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“After dropping out of the GOP race, Rick Santorum emailed his supporters to ask for help paying off his campaign debt. So if you believe in his message of responsible spending and no handouts, just give him a handout to cover all his irresponsible spending.” – Jimmy Fallon “Rick Santorum has dropped out of the […]
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© Kevin Siers Will Mitt Romney need two positions at the upcoming presidential debates?
