Tuesday, February 28, 2012
© Derf GOP strategist Alex Castellanos admits “Republicans being against sex is not good. Sex is popular.”
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
“Analysts say a key voting bloc this election year will be women called ‘Birth Control Moms.’ They’re moms who use birth control, but apparently not correctly.” – Conan O’Brien “Rick Santorum said today that during his 16 years in Congress, he was an outsider the whole time. You know what? After 16 years, you’re not […]
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Monday, February 27, 2012
© Tom Tomorrow This comic totally cracks me up. Tom Tomorrow is brilliant.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
“Tomorrow night is the 20th Republican debate, which explains that new campaign slogan, ‘Vote Mitt Romney — or else we’ll keep doing this.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Everyone throws beads on Mardi Gras. The beads are paid for by local businessmen who ride on elaborate floats and toss little trinkets to the desperate masses in the […]
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Saturday, February 25, 2012
In Barack Obama’s energy speech this week, he promoted the idea of new biofuels: “We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance known as algae. Believe it or not, we could replace up to 17% of the oil we import for transportation with […]
Saturday, February 25, 2012
“Rick Santorum is so anti-gay, he doesn’t even want pirates touching their own booty.” – Jay Leno “Rick Santorum is so conservative that when he goes to KFC, he only orders the right wings.” – Jay Leno “This guy is so anti-gay, he won’t even eat a Hershey bar if it has nuts.” – Jay […]
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Friday, February 24, 2012
It was the last Republican presidential debate before Super Tuesday. What? You didn’t watch it? No matter. It is much more fun to watch Jon Stewart make fun of it: If that isn’t interesting enough, read Matt Taibbi explain why he enjoyed watching the Republican candidates stick long knives into each other’s backs at the […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012
“Rick Santorum released his tax returns this week, and under withholding he wrote ‘oral sex’.” – Bill Maher “Rick Santorum’s tax returns show that last year, he paid doubled the tax rate that Mitt Romney paid. Romney is much more clever with the deductions. He writes off poor people.” – Jay Leno “Rick Santorum doesn’t […]
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
© Tom Toles And not just Palin; The Donald has said he would consider running if Rick Santorum gets the Republican nomination.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
© Matt Bors Wow, this makes more sense than most of what Santorum actually says. Or if you want to see more silly quotes from the candidates, try this political quote generator.
Monday, February 20, 2012
“President Obama’s approval rating is up to 50 percent. Only half the country dislikes him. Apparently his strategy of not being any of the Republican candidates is paying off.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Here’s how he stacks up against others. Obama is at 50 percent positive. Mitt Romney is at 42 percent positive. Ice cream is […]
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
“They announced the winner of the Westminster Dog Show, and tomorrow the winning dog gets to ride on the roof of Mitt Romney’s car.” – David Letterman “After disputes over its nuclear program, Iran is threatening to stop exporting oil. Which means the U.S. may have to tap into its backup reserve: Mitt Romney’s hair.” […]
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
© Matt Bors Or is this just like the end of the Greek and Roman Empires, and we are now sliding back into the dark ages?
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
“Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are both against gay marriage. Really, against gay marriage? I tell you, the problem with this is they’d make such a cute couple.” – David Letterman “Rick Santorum looks like a guy running for student council.” – David Letterman “Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he’s against same-marriage […]
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Friday, February 17, 2012
“Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He got an honorary Grammy for best spoken word for being able to speak out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.” – Jay Leno “Some election news. This weekend was the Maine caucuses. And here’s the crazy part — Adele actually won that, too.” – Jimmy Fallon […]
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