Wednesday, December 21, 2011
© Mike Stanfill Can you be both naughty and nice?
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
“Rick Perry said there were eight supreme court justices instead of nine. But, in his defense, he did know there were only three judges on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’” – Jay Leno “Perry also said the Obama administration sent $500 million to the ‘country of Solyndra.’ If an energy company was a country, don’t you […]
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
© Ruben Bolling Merry Christmas from Political Irony!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
“Rick Perry doesn’t have an Achilles heel. He has an Achilles head.” – Daily Show correspondent John Oliver “It was so cold in Texas that death row inmates are cutting in line just to get the electric chair.” – Jay Leno “Mitt Romney tried to make a $10,000 bet with Rick Perry during a presidential […]
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Monday, December 19, 2011
© Tom Tomorrow What can I say? Tom Tomorrow reminds us of the truly important events that defined 2011 as one of the craziest years ever.
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Monday, December 19, 2011
“More good news for Newt Gingrich. Earlier today, he was endorsed by the voices in Glenn Beck’s head.” – David Letterman “You know the difference between God and Newt Gingrich? God doesn’t think he’s Newt Gingrich.” – Jay Leno “Newt has a holiday book out. ‘The Newt Before Christmas.’” – David Letterman “Only two candidates […]
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Sunday, December 18, 2011
© Keith Knight Because they are totally tubular?
Sunday, December 18, 2011
“Here’s what you and your minions don’t understand, [Bill] O’Reilly. Your hell doesn’t scare me. I make my living watching Fox News eight hours a day. I’m already in hell.” – Jon Stewart “The White House held its annual Hanukkah celebration. It was a traditional Jewish ceremony, except for the part where it was hosted […]
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Saturday, December 17, 2011
Christopher Hitchens died yesterday after a fight with cancer, which he himself blamed on his own bad habits of smoking and drinking. What I will remember most about Hitchens are his scathing zingers, thrown equally across the political spectrum. For example: On Sarah Palin: “She’s got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine […]
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Saturday, December 17, 2011
Jon Stewart has a serious talk with Republican primary voters:
Friday, December 16, 2011
“Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison. This is the most disgraceful thing to happen to an Illinois governor since their last governor.” – Jay Leno “Rod Blagojevich is going away for 14 Years in prison. His barber got the death penalty.” – David Letterman “The former governor of Illinois […]
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
I filed this under Humor because I think it is hilarious. It would be even funnier if it weren’t so scary.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
“Herman Cain dropped out. Our writers and I were despondent. But sometimes when God closes a door He opens a window. And standing outside that window is a circus peanut wearing a badger. Donald Trump will moderate a Republican debate Dec. 27. Thank you, Jesus.” – Jon Stewart “Today Herman Cain again denied allegations of […]
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011
“In a surprise move, this morning Herman Cain’s penis announced it’s still in the race.” – Conan O’Brien “Herman Cain made a major announcement on Saturday at the grand opening of his new campaign headquarters, announcing that he is suspending his campaign. It was a grand opening and a grand closing at the same time.” […]
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Monday, December 12, 2011
“Congress will have a Secret Santa exchange involving both parties. The Democrats will give Republicans a gift. And that’s it.” – Seth Meyers “The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, there’s a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.” – Jimmy Fallon “The good […]
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