© Dan Wasserman It’s not bribery, it’s a public-private partnership!
Saturday, December 4, 2010
“Rep. Peter King says WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to our national security and should be branded a terrorist organization. Former Vice President Dick Cheney says we should waterboard the Internet.” – Jimmy Kimmel “WikiLeaks shows our allies are also funding the terrorists. So we’re like the commissionless middlemen in a war we’re […]
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© Gary Varvel A sign of the times.
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
“According to the TSA, most of the people protesting the new body search procedures are men. At last they’re getting to see what it’s like to be groped by someone who won’t take no for an answer.” – Jay Leno “Yesterday a woman wore a bikini to LAX airport hoping to avoid the patdown. She […]
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
“The White House is working on a new terror alert system. Instead of colors it’s going to tell how handsie the TSA agents are going to be. Yellow stands for cop a feel. Orange stands for gentle junk swipe, and red stands for full-on sextickle.” – Jimmy Fallon “Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday told […]
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
© Matt Davies Regardless of what you think about WikiLeaks, it is clear that the traditional art of diplomacy will be changed. Is something like WikiLeaks an inevitable result of the Internet age? Just to remind you of traditional diplomacy, here are some of my favorite quotes: DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic […]
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Monday, November 29, 2010
“A new study says that radiation from Wi-Fi is hurting trees. Environmentalists are calling it the worst assault on trees since George W. Bush and Sarah Palin became authors.” – Jimmy Fallon “George W. Bush has a new book called ‘Decision Points.’ I know many of you have made a decision not to read it.” […]
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
“TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish.” – David Letterman “A TSA worker gave me a pat-down and found another TSA worker’s hand.” – Jimmy Fallon “Some of these airport patdowns are so thorough they say you only need one every […]
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Friday, November 26, 2010
“This year marks the first Thanksgiving in which travelers will get molested before they get to their uncle’s house.” – Seth Meyers “At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what’s the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.” – Jay Leno “‘Has anyone […]
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Thursday, November 25, 2010
© Ruben Bolling UPDATE: Roger Ebert weighs in on the TSA. UPDATE 2: For people who wonder what airport security in the US should look like.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
“Sarah Palin says she’s going to run for President in 2012. 2012. Donald Trump said he’s going to run for President in 2012 against Sarah Palin. Nice to know there will somebody equally unqualified.” – David Letterman “Now that would be some presidential race. You’ve got Donald Trump and Sarah Palin and the debates. Get […]
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
© Nate Beeler Obama defended the use of the new full-body scanners, while public opinion is starting to turn against the use of the new machines. And security expert Bruce Schneier claims that the new machines won’t catch anybody. In fact, even the manufacturers of the machines say that they would not have caught the […]
Monday, November 22, 2010
“The Situation from ‘Jersey Shore’ just shot a PSA with Bristol Palin about safe sex and abstinence. Wait, they wanted to do a PSA about not having sex and getting pregnant and they chose The Situation and Bristol Palin? Who’s doing their anti-drug campaign, Lindsay Lohan?” – Jimmy Fallon “By the way, if he gets […]
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