“New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino’s Facebook page was hacked and someone wrote offensive remarks in the captions of his pictures. The remarks were so crazy and offensive that Paladino was like, ‘Are you sure I didn’t write these?’” – Jimmy Fallon “The man Dick Cheney shot in the face on that hunting trip like […]
© Tom Toles I guess the Republicans consider deficit reduction to be a faith-based initiative.
“Clarence Thomas’s wife this week on Saturday morning calls up Anita Hill 19 years later to ask her to apologize. Drunk dial much? And she did the right thing. She apologized. She said I’m truly sorry you’re married to Clarence Thomas.” – Bill Maher “Clarence Thomas’s ex-girlfriend came forward to say Anita Hill was right, […]
[I’m reposting this from the ever-brilliant Margaret and Helen.] Margaret, the problem with Populism is that the population includes asses like Sarah Palin and her Tea Party. Someone needs to remind them that this is America. The government is elected by the people. Questioning your government is patriotic. Hating your government, one the other hand, […]
“I feel bad for the Chilean miners. They were down there in the dark so long. I mean, my God, it’s like the Tea Party.” – David Letterman “At one point during the debate, Christine O’Donnell said, ‘What I think is irrelevant.’ I’ll keep that in mind come Election Day.” – David Letterman “The first […]
© Lisa Benson I’m not actually completely sure what this is trying to say, but it made me laugh!
“Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are President Obama’s 10th cousins. Which means they are secret Muslims.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Did you watch the debate with Christine O’Donnell, you know, the anti-self pleasuring, witchy candidate in Delaware? She wasn’t that good though. She’s not really a master debater.’” – Craig Ferguson “Christine O’Donnell is trailing in […]
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have merged their rallies, with a little help from above:
“Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you’re trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you’re one president too late.” – David Letterman “President Obama met with students in the Oval Office who have started their own businesses. Or, as those students are known on campus, ‘weed dealers.’” – Jimmy […]
© Keith Knight I actually think “I am not a witch” has to be one of the best opening lines of a political ad ever. But she got it slightly wrong. I don’t think she is a witch, I think she is a nutcase.
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