Political Irony

“It’s amazing to me, the new unemployment figures are not good. A lot of people out of work, yet somehow the CEO of British Petroleum still manages to keep his job.” – Jay Leno “In an interview on NBC, President Obama said today he would’ve fired BP CEO Tony Hayward if he worked for him. […]

© RS Janes

“The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.” – David Letterman “B.P.’s CEO Tony Hayward said yesterday that he will not step down over the gulf oil coast spill. Yeah, he said, ‘I mean, it’s not like I […]

“After 40 years, Al and Tipper Gore have split up. Nobody knows why, but there is a rumor today that Al came home early last week and found another man’s carbon footprints.” – Bill Maher “They could tell he was lonely as of late because when he’d hug a tree, he’d linger.” – Bill Maher […]

© Jim Morin No, the other hole! Isn’t it interesting how many Gulf state Republicans are anti-big government — until they need its help? … You know what they say: a Republican is just a Democrat who hasn’t been the victim of a catastrophic oil spill yet.

© R. J. Matson Once again, we seem to have a black person cleaning up for us.

“The Gulf oil spill, now officially the worst in U.S. history. In fact, they’re calling this the biggest environmental disaster since the State of New Jersey.” – Jay Leno “Today, President Obama flew to Louisiana to see the gulf cleanup effort firsthand. And it was just like President Bush’s trip to Louisiana, except Obama actually […]