© Steve Sack After spending an hour interviewing Democratic Congressman Eric Massa, who was just forced to resign, Glenn Beck admitted “America, I’m gonna shoot straight with you. I think I’ve wasted your time. I have wasted an hour of your time. And I apologize for that.” Shouldn’t he end every one of his shows […]
“Sarah Palin is getting her own reality show. It’s going to be called ‘So You Think You Can See Russia?’” – Craig Ferguson “As you may have heard, the House has passed a $15 billion jobs bill. That’s the good news. The bad news? All those new jobs, fixing Toyotas.” – Jay Leno “They have […]
“Record ratings for the Oscars last night. Kathryn Bigelow won best director for her film about the Iraq war. But in her speech, she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could never have been made — Bush and Cheney.” – Jay Leno “Now this year, the Academy Awards had a salute […]
© Tom Toles Not to mention that the Republicans are acting like they are the defenders of Medicare, while simultaneously working to destroy it.
“There’s a story today in the entertainment trade papers that Sarah Palin is shopping a reality show with the producer of ‘Survivor’, Mark Burnett. That’s why she quit being the governor of Alaska. I find it strange that Sarah Palin would be shopping a reality show considering the fact that she hasn’t shown much interest […]
© Matt Bors Starbucks is getting pushed into the middle of a debate about retailers’ open-carry policies.
“New Yorkers are desperate. They’re trying to get Paterson to leave early, and I said to myself, ‘That sounds like a job for Jay Leno.’” – David Letterman “But I don’t know how serious this is. I won’t believe that there’s real trouble with the governor until I hear that he’s told his staff he’s […]
© Mike Luckovich We’ve been trying to reform our health care system for almost 80 years. Do you really want to start over?
“Hello. Thank you, Jay. Thank you. I’m so happy to get to be here. This is a thrill of a lifetime really. And Alaska, being so different from Los Angeles. Here when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.” – Sarah Palin (on Jay Leno’s show) “I’ve been really […]
“Weren’t the Winter Olympics fantastic? The U.S. won a gold medal in downhill economy.” – David Letterman “The Canadian men’s hockey team beat the United States in overtime yesterday to win the gold medal. They were up all night celebrating. President Obama kept banging a broom on the border, but they just wouldn’t stop.” – […]
Funny or Die creates a funny/serious ad about Obama’s proposed Consumer Financial Protection Agency. Starring Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, and Darrell Hammond.
“President Obama met with the Republicans for seven hours. And he was very patient with them. He praised them when it was appropriate, he was gently critical when necessary. It was like watching a really good special ed teacher.” – Bill Maher “President Obama hosted a bipartisan healthcare summit today. They met for a little […]
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