By GottaLaff via Political Carnival
Saturday, January 23, 2010
“The Kennedy legacy goes down to a naked guy who owns a truck. Did you hear his bio? For God’s sakes, the guy sounds like a fictional character in some racy David E. Kelly show about politics. Tonight on an all new ‘Mass Appeal’: Senator McDangly exercises his pocket veto.” – Jon Stewart “Let me […]
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Saturday, January 23, 2010
Now that corporate spending to influence lawmakers has been declared to be protected free speech, who is going to end up paying for all those expensive ads and lobbyists, not to mention the cost of buying up the media so we never hear about it? © Paul Fell
“As you know, security is being upgraded at airports all across the country. They’re really cracking down. In fact, today, Osama bin Laden’s name was put on the do-not-fly list.” –Jay Leno “It’s been reported that an 8-year-old boy from New Jersey is on the government’s airport watch list because he has the same name […]
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
© Jim Morin Given today’s Supreme Court ruling, this comic from a few days ago seems prescient.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
“Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she’s not under-qualified for.” – David Letterman “Sarah Palin has signed on to become a Fox News correspondent. And in a related story, John McCain just picked up an endorsement deal to be a spokesman for the SCOOTER Store.” […]
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it […]
“Of course, the really big news is Conan O’Brien said in a written statement that he will not do ‘The Tonight Show’ after Jay Leno. I think. But then he also said he wants to make ‘The Tonight Show’ the best it can be, which means he didn’t quit. I think. I don’t know. I […]
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“It’s a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she’ll probably quit after a year.” – Craig Ferguson “Sarah Palin has just signed with Fox News. So, now they’re fair and unbalanced.” – Jay Leno “Sarah Palin just signed on to […]
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
“On Friday, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Nigerian man who ignited his underpants in a failed attempt to blow up a jet landing in Detroit, plead not guilty to six federal charges, while his testicles pled guilty in absentia.” – Seth Meyers “The underwear bomber pleaded not guilty in court today. He had a bomb in […]
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
“How many people flew to get here? I mean, come on, isn’t flying more fun than it used to be? I mean, really. They make you take off your shoes, make you take off your underpants. … I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, he is going to blow up the thing. […]
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