“It’s time for Health Care Town Hall Snaps! You better hope Blue Cross doesn’t consider ‘ugly’ a pre-existing condition! Oh, damn! Your mama’s so dumb, she thinks the public option is a port-a-potty! Your mama’s so old, we’re going to get together a panel and euthanize her. No. Sorry that was too real.” -Jon Stewart […]
There is a new Facebook group: 1 Million Strong Against our SOCIALIST Fire Departments that gives powerful and convincing (cough) arguments why we should privatize our fire departments. Help get rid of “Government Redtrucks!” They even have a slogan: When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in asbestos and carrying a fire hose. […]
“I am ecstatic. We are close to defeating President Obama’s evil plan to keep people healthy. The president is so desperate that he resorted to publishing an op-ed called ‘Why We Need Health Care Reform’ in yesterday’s New York Times. Textbook sign of surrender. … Of course the president blamed our problems on the health […]
“You remember John Edwards? He finally admitted he’s the father of his mistress’ baby after denying it for over a year. So it’s a pretty classic case of whoever denied it, supplied it.” -Jimmy Fallon “A paternity test revealed John Edwards is in fact the biological father of his mistress’ child. Yep, experts say they […]
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