This is an excerpt from an interview of Obama by Barbara Walters, which aired tonight. Reportedly, Walters sent a photo of her pet, a Havanese dog named Cha Cha Cha, to the Obamas, who are still looking for a pet dog. Obama: “Cha Cha?” Bawbwa: “It’s short for Cha Cha Cha.” O: “What is a […]
Turkey Palin “I guess Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, where she pardoned some turkeys for Thanksgiving. So she pardons them and then right behind her, someone kills some turkeys, and it was gruesome. I honestly haven’t seen a slaughter like that since November 4.” -David Letterman “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and […]
The Obama Transition “The Obama transition team has leaked that his top choice for homeland security chief is Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano. Her first job? Find out who leaked her name.” -Jay Leno “Well you know what’s really strange? If she gets this job, she would be the first official to take the job overseeing […]
Are any of my readers old enough to remember when some banks gave out a free toaster when you opened up a new account? From White Rabbit Cult.
The Obama Pre-Presidency “It’s Vice President-elect Joe Biden’s birthday today. And Barack Obama bought him 12 cupcakes for his birthday, which is a smart gift to give Biden because when his mouth is full of cupcakes he can’t say anything stupid.” -Craig Ferguson “Yesterday was a nice day. Barack Obama’s daughters Malia and Sasha made […]
The Bailout Continues “The three big domestic automakers are now saying they are working jointly on a new hybrid car. It runs on a combination of state and federal bailout money.” -Jay Leno “The three C.E.O.s made a huge mistake today. You may have seen this — they each flew to Washington in their own […]
Sarah Palin “Cold here in New York City today, so cold that Sarah Palin spent $150,000 on mittens.” -David Letterman “President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you see that? They got together. … And both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make […]
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