“Hillary Clinton is ending her campaign, but really in the bigger sense it’s sad because, think about it, there goes right down the drain the Clinton dream of a being a two-impeachment family.” –David Letterman “Now that Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee, Americans are going to have to choose between the 46-year-old Obama and […]
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A Cleveland-area high school issued diplomas to its graduates as proof of their “educaiton”. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080606/ap_on_fe_st/odd_diploma_typo
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Like many people, Stephen Colbert noticed that McCain’s speech Friday night was in front of a very green background. Looks like a “green screen” — something TV studios use when they want to digitally substitute a different background behind the speaker. … Are you thinking the same thing I’m thinking? Colbert certainly did, and has […]
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While promoting the new Indiana Jones movie in Japan, George Lucas was asked who his heroes are. His response? “We have a hero in the making back in the United States today because we have a new candidate for president of the United States, Barack Obama. …For all of us that have dreams and hope, […]
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Bad singing. Plagiarism. Cackles. “Unremarkable” buttocks. Cleavage. Fried squirrels. UFOs. And more, in this delightful debrief of the primary moments that made us smile and scream: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/cackles-ufos-fried-squirrels-a-look-back-at-2008-primaries-2008-06-04.html
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I knew someone would come up with this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-sturdy-beggars/clintons-to-form-third-pa_b_105188.html Best quote: “Terry McAuliffe stressed that the new party would be open to ‘anyone with resentments and a credit card’ including ‘honest, hard working Americans who just happen not to like blacks.’
“We’re learning more and more about John and Cindy McCain. He’s on this big biography tour. I guess his wife Cindy is worth over $100 million because the family made money selling Budweiser beer. So he has a wife 20 years younger than him, free beer, and unlimited money. I think I speak for all […]
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That’s fine, as long as Obama gets dibs on the election in November!
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Emerging today from 3 1/2 hours of risky brain surgery to remove a cancerous tumor, Sen. Edward Kennedy remarked “I feel like a million bucks. I think I’ll do that again tomorrow.” http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gNDIXzKvyoGpfOSCYkzQg0thsDvgD9126N380
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Today at the National Press Club, VP Cheney was asked about his wife Lynne’s claim that he was related to Barack Obama (eighth cousins). Then Dick put his foot in his mouth, when he explained that the same genealogical research turned up that there are Cheneys on both sides of the family tree, including a […]
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