Tired of the commercialization of Christmas? Here’s your answer! Reverend Billy, pastor of the Church of Stop Shopping, is the Stephen Colbert of American hyper-commercialism. For more than a decade, the Reverend has been bringing Americans the Good News that there is life after Wal-Mart. Fed up with all the Christmas advertising? Reverend Billy has […]
This is always my favorite Tom Tomorrow comic of the year, for bringing back such fond memories! © Tom Tomorrow Stay tuned for part two!
© Matt Wuerker Have a happy Christmas Eve and a merry Christmas!
“According to the Mayan calendar, December 21 marks the end of the world. Then why am I Christmas shopping?” – David Letterman “December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual.” – David Letterman “Japan and South Korea are on high alert after North Korea successfully launched a […]
© Derf I’m not really sure what this comic is trying to say, but it made me laugh regardless.
“A close friend of mine said his doctor gave him less than two weeks to live. But it turns out his doctor’s a Mayan. He says that to everybody.” – Jay Leno “The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn’t end on December 21, you can […]
“Did you see the Manny Pacquiao fight? He got knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez in the 6th round. Pacquiao hit the canvas face first. Was that really that big of a deal? Passing out face first in Vegas — who hasn’t done that, really?” – Jay Leno “Mitt Romney, Snooki, and Steven Seagal were […]
“Today New Jersey Governor Chris Christie visited the White House. President Obama told him, ‘I’d invite you to lunch but the deficit is already too high.’” – Conan O’Brien “The unemployment rate has fallen to its lowest level in nearly four years. The bad news is that most of those jobs involve wearing a red […]
“They spotted Mitt Romney at Costco. One day you’re running for president of the United States. The next day you’re shopping at Costco for giant jugs of mayonnaise. While you’re at Costco, go ahead and return that Oval rug you ordered” – David Letterman “Mitt Romney got a job at a Marriott hotel. President Obama’s […]
“Mitt Romney is going back to work. Romney is joining the board of directors at Marriott hotels. See, who says President Obama can’t create jobs? There’s one right there.” – Jay Leno “Mitt Romney has a new job. He’s going back to work. He got a job at a Marriott. When you’re at the front […]
“The Obamas have decorated the White House with 54 Christmas trees. It’s all part of their ‘For the last time, we’re not Muslim’ campaign.” – Conan O’Brien “While he was in Pennsylvania on Friday, President Obama said that he’s been keeping his own ‘naughty and nice list’ of lawmakers. Then Biden was like, ‘Great, now […]
© Ruben Bolling I’m not sure when people started treating the end of a company as if it were the death of a friend. The “Hostess” brand, along with Twinkies and the rest of their brands, has likely been passed from company to parent company without you even noticing it. I’m sure some other company […]
“Mitt Romney had lunch today with President Obama. The White House is calling it a near-beer summit.” – Jay Leno “Today Mitt Romney had lunch with President Obama. It was an awkward moment when the bill came and Obama only offered to pay 47 percent.” – Conan O’Brien “President Obama and Mitt Romney had lunch […]
© Matt Bors Will politicians take a sound bite out of the $#!* sandwich?
© Garry Trudeau © Garry Trudeau © Garry Trudeau © Garry Trudeau © Garry Trudeau © Garry Trudeau Isn’t this how the world should be?
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