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Why Doesn’t Romney Talk About Being Governor?

Paul Begala has a good article in Newsweek that asks the sensible question: Romney talks about his family, and his business success, but he never talks about his tenure as governor of Massachusetts. Why is he ignoring “the only time he has ever held public office.”

Perhaps it is because when he was campaigning for the governorship, he touted his business acumen and promised to get the state economy going again. Romney sold himself to the voters as a turnaround artist — a CEO who could lure jobs to the Bay State. He pledged to use his business skills to “encourage businesses to come grow and thrive in the most robust portion of the economy, Massachusetts.” Instead Mass went from 37th out of 50 to 47th in job creation in the US.

Perhaps that’s why Romney doesn’t dwell on his record as governor. His state really was 47th in job creation, behind only Ohio and Michigan, both of which were being ravaged in the manufacturing meltdown, and Louisiana, which had been devastated by Katrina. Romney even trailed Mississippi and Alabama in job growth, breaking the iron law that Mississippi and Alabama have to be last in pretty much everything except cockfights and kissin’ cousins. While the country as a whole enjoyed 5 percent growth, Romney’s Massachusetts grew at 0.9 percent.

Massachusetts was the guinea pig for Romney economics. The results weren’t pretty. In addition to almost zero job growth, the state saw a modest decline in real median income, meaning that the folks who had jobs were bringing home less.

The Romney recipe of cutting education and job training, forcing higher fees on the middle class, and protecting the rich from tax hikes didn’t work in Massachusetts. But his approach to health care did. Paradoxically, the best thing Romney did as governor—and it was a great thing—is the one thing he dares not talk about as a presidential candidate. Too bad, because a solid 62 percent of the folks who actually live under Romneycare—and its dreaded individual mandate—say they like it.

Romney promises to institute the same economic policies that failed him as governor, and failed us when Dubya was president.

What else does Romney promise to do? According to Andrew Tobias, Romney is “promising to keep us safe from our most serious enemy — Russia. (Huh?) And to snatch health insurance from people with preexisting conditions. And to back a Constitutional amendment enshrining discrimination against gays and lesbians.” He is also in favor of “cutting taxes for billionaires — to zero, in the case of the estate tax — and in slashing regulation. (Because what could possibly go wrong when banks or mortgage lenders or oil drillers or coal miners or food producers are unregulated?)”

UPDATE: More data on Romney’s economic record in Massachusetts, which makes him look even worse.

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Kill The Messenger

Arizona has had more than a few problems since turning over a dozen of its prisons to private corporations. Security problems increased, most famously allowing two convicted killers to escape from a private prison in 2010 and wreak murder and havoc.

Even worse, the annual review of the private prisons shows that in many cases, they cost more than the publicly operated prisons they replaced.

So what is the solution? Arizona is going to defund the previously required annual quality and cost review of private prison contracts.

I guess that will keep those big campaign contributions from the prison industry pouring in.

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Giving Themselves a Hot Foot

The main thing that gives me hope for this country is that modern (so-called) conservatives are so ideologically driven that they cannot seem to avoid shooting themselves in the foot. Repeatedly. This explains why — despite having way more money than the 99% of us, most of the power, control of the mainstream media, a clear mission based on greed, and the certainty and single voice that comes from believing that you are on a mission from God — that progressives manage to win at least a few elections and even get a few reasonable laws passed.

The latest example of foot shooting comes from the Heartland Institute, one of the main funders and promoters of climate-change denialism. The last time we heard from Heartland, it was because a bunch of embarrassing internal documents were leaked, which revealed their strategy of sowing false doubt about climate change, including “dissuading teachers from teaching science“.

Heartland was one of the main organizations publicizing the manufactured controversy known as “Climategate”, based on internal emails and other documents. Now the tables are turned, and it is Heartland’s internal documents that have been revealed, and they are far worse.

But that was just a warmup. The Heartland Institute just put up a series of billboards that caused even their supporters to cringe.

Besides the Unabomber, the billboards also featured Charles Manson, Fidel Castro, and they announced they were planning on putting up more, including some with Osama bin Laden.

That is until they received universal condemnation, even from their supporters. Within a few hours, Heartland announced they were pulling the billboards.

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The Facts Didn’t Send Us a Press Release


© Brian McFadden

I’m posting this mainly for the line about false equivalences. But I also like the warning at the end.

Of course, the whole problem with this is that the political parties often do hope that you will get bored with the election and tune out, since then the results will be defined by party stalwarts (“the base”). Ironically, this means that this comic is part of the problem, not the solution.

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Responding to Lies

What can be done to respond to the lies that are inevitably spread during political campaigns? If the candidate being attacked denies them, they often just help spread the lies more. But if they don’t respond to them, then people will think they are true.

So it is very interesting to see how the Obama campaign is responding to a $6.1 million attack ad launched by the Koch brothers. Here’s the attack ad:

The claims in this ad were all debunked by all three major fact checking organizations: PolitiFact, Factcheck.org, and The Fact Checker. And yet here they are again, being repeated “without any shame“.

So what can Obama do? I am reminded of Ronald Reagan’s famous response of “There you go again” to an attack from Jimmy Carter during a 1980 presidential debate. I think you can respond, but the response has to be a counter-attack.

I think the Obama campaign did a reasonably good job with the response:

What do you think? Will this response make any difference? I guess at the very least we got to see Stephanie Cutter say “BS”.

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Late Night Political Humor

“This story just keeps getting bigger and bigger. CNN said Secret Service agents may have visited a strip club in El Salvador as well. Don’t you like that language, ‘they visited’? That’s what guys do when they go to strip clubs, they visit. ‘Hi, just visiting.’ No, you visit a hospital!” – Jay Leno

“Now allegations are coming out that the Secret Service were partying with strippers and hookers, not just in Colombia but in El Salvador, Buenos Aires, Moscow. You got to hand it to these guys. A lot of us look at the world and say, ‘F**k it.’ These people actually do it.” – Bill Maher

“Big medical news — according to the CDC, there’s been a huge increase in SSSTDs. Those are Secret Service Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Be careful.” – Jay Leno

“We’re learning more and more about that whole Secret Service sex scandal. Apparently the prostitutes in Colombia had code names for the different Secret Service guys they were seeing. I mentioned this the other night: the guy who kept wanting to change positions, his nickname was “Mitt.” The main guy who wanted to keep putting off paying for stuff until later… his nickname was “Obama.” Kind of interesting.” – Jay Leno

“After appearing on our show this week, President Obama has officially become the most televised president in history. Even Ryan Seacrest is like, ‘Dude, scale it back!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“It looks like the Republicans are going back to the strategy of 2008 where Obama is characterized as a celebrity. Says the party who is gay for Ronald Reagan. Come on, you can’t worship Ronald Reagan and then attack Obama for being a celebrity. That’s like running Chris Christie and saying Obama has a fat ass.” – Bill Maher

“This week Mitt Romney’s Super PAC put out a new ad that tries to ridicule Obama because he was singing Al Green. Let that be a lesson to you aspiring politicians. If you must sing on the campaign trail, make it ‘America the Beautiful,’ off key, in mom jeans.” – Bill Maher

“Romney is going to have to pick a vice president and apparently it is between Chris Christie and the senator from Florida, Marco Rubio. So it’s between a Cuban American and a Cubic American.” – Bill Maher

“Mitt has to be very careful because he doesn’t want to pick a vice president who will overshadow him. So he has narrowed the field to the other guy from Wham!, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Oates.” – Bill Maher

“Other people say that Mitt should balance the ticket by picking someone who has taken all of the opposite positions of him, like himself.” – Bill Maher

“Mitt Romney trying to compete for the youth vote told some kids that some of the places he hides his money are the same places they go to on spring break.” – Bill Maher

“A new campaign video by Barack Obama implies that Mitt Romney would not have killed Osama bin Laden if he had been president. Today Romney shot back. He said not only would he have killed bin Laden, he would have strapped him to the roof of his car and taken him on vacation with him as well.” – Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney swept even more primaries. There was a big Mormon celebration afterward. People were drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers until nearly 9 p.m.” – Bill Maher

“Newt Gingrich is dropping out of the Republican race. People are wondering what Newt Gingrich will do. Well, right now he’s working on a half-hearted endorsement for Mitt Romney.” – David Letterman

“Newt Gingrich says he’s going to make an announcement on Tuesday that he’s suspending his presidential campaign. Yes, he’s letting us down gently. And also because technicians are still working on Callista to install her sad face.” – Bill Maher

“They’re calling Newt the biggest gas bag to go down since the Hindenburg.” – David Letterman

“New Rule: Let’s follow Canada, and get rid of the penny. It costs more to make than it’s worth. And we don’t need another copper-colored reminder that government is a useless, stupid boondoggle. We already have John Boehner.” – Bill Maher

“New Rule: If the Indians have a rocket that works, but the North Koreans don’t, we have to stop being scared of North Korea and start being scared of India. Now, you may ask, why would the Indians launch a missile at us? Well, as Sarah Palin points out we did steal their land.” – Bill Maher

“Have you been following this sleazy John Edwards’ trial? Oh my God. I tell you, this John Edwards, I don’t think he’s learned anything from all of this. Did you see what happened today? He got one of the jurors pregnant.” – Jay Leno

“The Census Bureau reports that the number of interracial couples has increased over 40% since 2000. The most common couplings are black and white, white and Hispanic, and NBA player and Kardashian.” – Conan O’Brien

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Not Learning from Mistakes

Is anyone else frightened by the fact that most of Mitt Romney’s foreign policy advisors are the same neocon chicken hawks that lied us into two disastrous wars and made the world hate us? Twenty three of Romney’s most senior advisors formerly advised George W. Bush.

For example, Robert Kagan (founder of the Project for a New American Century), Eliot Cohen (promoted the conquest of Iraq and Iran in 2002), John Bolton (UN Ambassador under Dubya, even though he claimed “There is no such thing as the United Nations”), Michael Chertoff (Bush’s secretary of homeland security, who brought us full-body scanners), Meghan O’Sullivan (deputy national security advisor on Iraq and Afghanistan under Bush), Michael Hayden (who got Bush to ignore Congress and the constitution and institute warrant-less wiretaps of American phone calls), and Cofer Black (former Vice Chairman of Blackwater).

If you miss Bush’s foreign policy disasters, you’ll LOVE Romney.

UPDATE: Three weeks ago, Romney hired another former Bush administration official, Richard Grenell, to be his foreign policy spokesperson. Grinell stepped down under fire on Tuesday, but his resignation had nothing to do with foreign policy. Richard Grenell is openly gay and supports gay marraige, causing an outcry from Christian conservatives. And a full flip-flip from Romney. The NY Times calls this mess Romney’s “first public misstep since effectively clinching the nomination.”

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The Mormon Questions

Only Jon Stewart could get away with asking these questions:

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Graveyard of Empires


© Tom Toles

Obama is officially winding down the war in Afghanistan, but will it ever really be over?

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Projection is the sincerest form of flattery

The Republicans and Fox News have gotten to the point where they just reflexively attack Obama for everything he does, even if it is something they themselves do all the time. They are blind to their own hypocrisy:

My big question now is, are the Republicans just projecting? Have they actually attacked Obama for anything recently that they aren’t guilty of themselves? If they have, tell us in the comments.


© Adam Zyglis

And The Atlantic points out how Republicans are using the same strategy they used against John Kerry with the Swift Boat attacks — take a candidate’s greatest strength and use it against them, using lies and innuendo.

The American people fell for this once. If they fall for it again, shame on them.

UPDATE: Mark McKinnon thinks the Republicans going bananas over Obama mentioning the death of Osama bin Laden is likely to backfire.

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Why Stop There?


© Derf

What I find ironic about this comic is that it asks “why stop there?” but the truth is that we never stopped. Most politicians are already more like actors anyway, and the movies (especially Pixar) have blurred the line between real and virtual actors. For all we know, Romney is a CGI. And if Obama were replaced by a CGI, he wouldn’t have to worry about being assassinated by some right-wing nutcase.

The only choice seems to be between thinking this is a good idea, and thinking that it has already been done. Mission Accomplished!

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Late Night Political Humor

“A new poll found that Michelle Obama has a much higher approval rating than Barack Obama. Which explains Barack’s new slogan, ‘Vote for Michelle Obama’s Husband.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new ABC poll, both Michelle Obama and Ann Romney are more popular than their husbands. At this point, so is asbestos.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“A new Republican ad came out that claims President Obama is too focused on being cool. President Obama hasn’t responded to the ad because he’s too busy snowboarding with the boy band One Direction.” – Conan O’Brien

“While discussing the U.S. policy on Iran today, Joe Biden said that President Obama, quote, ‘has a big stick.’ In related news, Joe Biden is now banned from the White House steam room.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Newt Gingrich says that next week he will announce that he is dropping out of the race. Isn’t that already the announcement? If you say next week I’ll announce I’m dropping out of the race, what’s the point of having the announcement next week?” – David Letterman

“Newt Gingrich is going to announce next week that he is dropping out of the presidential race. If you wonder why he’s waiting, it’s because it takes him that long to gather a crowd.” – Jay Leno

“Texas Governor Rick Perry endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Perry said he chose Romney because out of the one candidate left, he’s the best.” – Conan O’Brien

“A college student launched a group called African-Americans for Romney. After a couple of days he was forced to change the name to That Black Guy for Romney.” – Conan O’Brien

“Today is Bring Your Child to Work Day — or as it’s known at the iPad factory in China, Bring Your Parents to Work Day.” – Conan O’Brien

“Bring Your Child to Work Day — that’s how we got George W. Bush.” – David Letterman

“Have you been watching this John Edwards trial? I don’t know what kind of president John Edwards would have been, but I’m pretty sure he would have gotten along really well with the Secret Service.” – Jay Leno

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Modern Journalism


© Tom Tomorrow

The problem is that the media doesn’t even have to make shit up like this, they can just repeat the crap that other people make up.

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Stephen King: Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake!

Author Stephen King has a fantastic rant in The Daily Beast. Go read it now.

If you need some incentive to go read it, here are a few choice quotes. But the whole thing is reasonably short, funny, and as good a read as any Stephen King story:

The U.S. senators and representatives who refuse even to consider raising taxes on the rich—they squall like scalded babies (usually on Fox News) every time the subject comes up—are not, by and large, superrich themselves, although many are millionaires and all have had the equivalent of Obamacare for years. They simply idolize the rich. Don’t ask me why; I don’t get it either, since most rich people are as boring as old, dead dog shit. The Mitch McConnells and John Boehners and Eric Cantors just can’t seem to help themselves. These guys and their right-wing supporters regard deep pockets like Christy Walton and Sheldon Adelson the way little girls regard Justin Bieber … which is to say, with wide eyes, slack jaws, and the drool of adoration dripping from their chins. I’ve gotten the same reaction myself, even though I’m only “baby rich” compared with some of these guys, who float serenely over the lives of the struggling middle class like blimps made of thousand-dollar bills.

What some of us want—those who aren’t blinded by a lot of bullshit persiflage thrown up to mask the idea that rich folks want to keep their damn money—is for you to acknowledge that you couldn’t have made it in America without America. That you were fortunate enough to be born in a country where upward mobility is possible (a subject upon which Barack Obama can speak with the authority of experience), but where the channels making such upward mobility possible are being increasingly clogged. That it’s not fair to ask the middle class to assume a disproportionate amount of the tax burden. Not fair? It’s un-fucking-American is what it is.

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Patently Wrong


© Ed Stein

According to the constitution, patents are supposed to “promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts”, but nowadays they are mainly used to stifle innovation, crush competition, and keep lawyers employed.

Part of the problem is that patents are supposed to be for things that are “non-obvious”, but the patent office is so overwhelmed they can’t take the time to sort things out. They usually just end up granting patents that never should have been issued, on the theory that if there is a problem it will get sorted out in court.

Bad idea.

I make my living from software, but I believe there should be no patents issued for software at all.

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