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Late Night Political Humor

“In an interview with Playboy magazine, Dick Cheney criticized President Obama and said he’s quote, ‘the worst president of my lifetime, without question.’ Then Cheney said, ‘But enough talk. When do I take my clothes off?’” – Jimmy Fallon “During an interview with Playboy — that’s right, Playboy — Dick Cheney said President Obama is […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Hillary Clinton was actually inducted into the Irish American Hall of Fame yesterday. Hillary said she’s very proud of her Irish heritage, or her Italian heritage, or her Asian heritage. Whatever it takes to seal the deal with you guys. I’ve got to get into that Oval Office.” – Jimmy Fallon “The prime minister of […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“During his weekly address to the nation, President Obama discussed higher education and said, ‘The most important skill you can sell is your knowledge.’ Or as English majors working at Starbucks put it, ‘No it’s not’.” – Jimmy Fallon “This weekend President Obama attended the annual Gridiron Club Dinner, and during his speech he joked […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It’s full of Hillary Clinton emails.” – David Letterman “Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama’s trying to work out a nuclear deal with Iran, and the Republicans are steamed. They got together and sent Iran a letter about the nuclear deal. They said if this doesn’t work, by God, they’re going to send Seth Rogen and James Franco.” – David Letterman “Clearly the situational ethics of this country’s […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women’s Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that’s missing an hour.” – David Letterman “Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Another scandal for Hillary Clinton — they’re saying she used a private email address when she was secretary of state, which means the government couldn’t archive and preserve her emails. Then Obama said, ‘Don’t worry, we saw them. We see everyone’s emails.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official […]

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Mean Tweets

Jimmy Kimmel has President Obama read “Mean Tweets” about himself: If you think those were mean, check this out.

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Happy Pi Day

Tomorrow is an extra special, up-to-the-second Pi Day. How special? Once a century special! What is Pi Day? It is a day celebrating mathematics held on March 14 every year. In the US at least, we write this date as 3/14, corresponding to the first three digits of Pi (3.14). But once a century we […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from ‘Duck Dynasty’. It was a good weekend for conservatives — and a great weekend for wild animals.” – Jimmy Fallon “During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and […]

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Satire for the Win

Andy Borowitz has two hilarious satirical articles about the continued GOP attempts to sabotage Obama’s negotiations with Iran: “Kim Jong-Un Feels Snubbed By Absence of Letter from Republicans” has the North Korean dictator complaining that it was hurtful for Republicans to send a letter to Iran and ignore his country. After all, North Korea already […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump says that he is more serious than ever about running for president in 2016. He hasn’t spelled out his platform yet. But he has spelled the out the word ‘Trump’ on his platform.” – Jimmy Kimmel “I’d vote for Donald Trump just to find out how he and Melania would redecorate the White […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald got in some hot water this week for saying that he served in the military’s Special Forces when he never did. It gets even worse when you find out the place he actually served was Old Navy.” – Jimmy Fallon “Some people are saying Bill O’Reilly exaggerated his war experience […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there’s no reason to prevent people from being generals just because of their privates.” – Jimmy Fallon “Alaska today officially legalized marijuana for recreational use. I think they did this years ago. That’s how the […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“How many of you watched the Oscars last night? And how many of you are still watching it?” – Seth Meyers “I don’t want to say the Oscars ran long but the kid from ‘Boyhood’ just moved into a senior living facility.” – Jimmy Kimmel “I don’t want to say the Oscars ran long, but […]

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