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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from July 12, 2016] “The L.A. Times just revealed that Bill Clinton has demanded private jets to get to speaking engagements. In their defense, Bill and Hillary need private jets ‘cuz they’re the only planes that can fit ALL of their baggage.” – Jimmy Fallon “Today, Bernie Sanders officially endorsed Hillary Clinton at a […]

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RNC Dance Moves

I’m not really sure why I find this so funny, but I do. I hope you enjoy it. From Funny or Die.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from July 11, 2016] “People are now saying that Hillary Clinton has narrowed her list of potential vice presidents down to five people. I’m sorry, she’s ‘deleted’ the list down to five people.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Hillary Clinton campaign recently released an ad that features clips of Donald Trump praising world dictators. In […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from July 7, 2016] “Donald Trump met with 200 House Republicans who were described as ‘nervous’. And following the meeting, many of them were described as ‘Democrats’.” – Conan O’Brien “Donald Trump is now saying the media took his praise of Saddam Hussein ‘out of context’. Trump also said the media misinterpreted his 5 […]

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Unscheduled Events at the RNC

There were many unscheduled events at the Republican convention, including plagiarism and speakers getting booed off the stage. But did you catch these? © Brian McFadden The cartoonist explains that he drew this comic before the convention started. Now that the Trump Show is over, how did reality compare to his satiric prediction?

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from July 6, 2016] “The Juno satellite probe which hasn’t been heard from in five years and has been traveling through deep space finally reached Jupiter yesterday and reestablished contact with Earth. The Jupiter satellite’s first message was, ‘The Republican Nominee is WHO?’” – Conan O’Brien “In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump praised Saddam […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 30, 2016] “Hillary Clinton was endorsed by the president of France. When she heard this, Hillary said, ‘Shut up, I’m trying to win this thing.’” – Conan O’Brien “Hillary Clinton has unveiled a technology plan that would offer broadband Internet access to all Americans. Which is why today Hillary was endorsed by […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 29, 2016] “I read that a record number of Americans are expected to travel this 4th of July. And if Trump wins the presidency, twice as many Americans are expected to travel this 4th of November.” – Conan O’Brien “Trump is making a real effort to appear more presidential these days. Yesterday, […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 28, 2016] “Donald Trump appears to be softening some of his anti-immigration views lately. So it sounds to me like someone’s shopping for a new wife.” – Conan O’Brien “Today, Democrats said the committee investigating Hillary Clinton’s involvement with Benghazi was a ‘witch hunt.’ Hillary tried to respond, but just then a […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 27, 2016] “Because of England’s Brexit vote, there’s now talk in Scotland and Northern Ireland about leaving the UK. And when I say ‘talk,’ I mean loud, angry, incomprehensible talk.” – Conan O’Brien “Critics are calling those in Britain who voted to pull out of the European Union ‘racist’ and ‘anti-immigrant.’ After […]

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Positions

© Garry Trudeau Donald Trump seems to be the master of being everything to everybody, sometimes taking contradictory positions in the same day. Which should mean that people will figure out that you can’t believe anything he says. Instead, his run-on mouth seems to be working for him, giving him tons of free media exposure. […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 23, 2016] “The UK officially voted to leave the European Union. It caused the British pound to hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling today. Queen Elizabeth was wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King.” – Jimmy Fallon “Following the vote, British Prime Minister David Cameron actually […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 23, 2016] “Democrats held a big sit-in on the House floor to protest Congress’ refusal to vote on gun control. Or in other words, Democrats were tired of Congress not getting anything done, so they refused to get anything done until someone got something done.” – Jimmy Fallon “House Democrats staged a […]

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If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em

[Helen Philpot from Margaret and Helen has a good rant about Donald Trump.] Margaret, which voters have their heads farther up their asses, Trump supporters or Brexit voters? Wait a minute. Is it farther or further? I don’t know, but either way the asshats they are now wearing aren’t making anyone great again. I know […]

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 22, 2016] “Things are really heating up between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Hillary gave a speech yesterday attacking Trump, and then today, Trump gave a counter-speech attacking Hillary. Which means 2016 will always be remembered as the election of ‘Shut up’ — ‘No, you shut up.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump […]

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