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Hitchens – “Believe me, it’s torture”

Christopher Hitchens, who is unabashedly pro-war, and who has (in the past now) drawn a distinction between “extreme interrogation” techniques and “outright torture”, agreed to be waterboarded to show that it was not torture. In a turnaround that was hardly a surprise, Hitchens now says that waterboarding is definitely torture. This is despite the fact that he was allowed to stop the process at any time by giving a signal (which he did).

You may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it “simulates” the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you are drowning—or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure. The “board” is the instrument, not the method. You are not being boarded. You are being watered. This was very rapidly brought home to me when, on top of the hood, which still admitted a few flashes of random and worrying strobe light to my vision, three layers of enveloping towel were added. In this pregnant darkness, head downward, I waited for a while until I abruptly felt a slow cascade of water going up my nose. Determined to resist if only for the honor of my navy ancestors who had so often been in peril on the sea, I held my breath for a while and then had to exhale and—as you might expect—inhale in turn. The inhalation brought the damp cloths tight against my nostrils, as if a huge, wet paw had been suddenly and annihilatingly clamped over my face. Unable to determine whether I was breathing in or out, and flooded more with sheer panic than with mere water, I triggered the pre-arranged signal and felt the unbelievable relief of being pulled upright and having the soaking and stifling layers pulled off me. I find I don’t want to tell you how little time I lasted.

… If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.


One Comment

  1. bushgirlsgonewild wrote:

    I’m absolutely gobsmacked (Brit for stunned). I would never have thought Hitchens would have admitted water boarding was torture. Now if they had used gin intead of water, Hitchens would have laughed and asked if they were ‘having a piss’ and, ‘where are the olives’?

    Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 12:45 pm | Permalink