UPDATE: Was it the shock of learning they had acquired an Obama bumper sticker? The Straight Talk Express bus crashed into a minivan in Miami today. Does this mean they will take away McCain’s driver’s license?
Taking a break from hitting Senator Barack Obama, Republican presidential candidate John McCain hit a minivan yesterday. Ironically, the Straight Talk Express had trouble turning right.
To justify the report, they finish it off as follows:
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We were planning on doing that in my home town in iowa with a Ron Paul sticker, but decided against it as we figured it would upset people rather than make them laugh.
Funny though.
Funny…sure…but where were the Secret Service? Someone could as easily had a bomb. I hope they keep a better watch on Obama’s bus.
Maybe it was put on there by the Secret Service!
i doubt john mccain rode this bus for that very reason.
they seem to have plenty of decoys
Please don’t let the neoconservatives steal this election again! Obama ’08!
It gets worse, check this out.
Mc Cain “Straight Talk Express” Bus Crashes
http://www.veridoo.com/channel/politics?read=257
Yeah, we decided it is good to have both. it is all good!
As a business owner that gets graffiti sprayed on the walls of the store and has to get it cleaned up, this is not funny. Obama wants the youth vote, great. He wont get mine.
OMG someone could have attached a bomb!
OMG someone sprays paint on my store!!!
OMG decoys decoys decoys!!!
You are the VERY reason why the USA is in such a shambles. STOP BEING SO AFRAID! eh forget it. You’re too stupid to even realize what’s going on anyway so just jump in front of a campaign bus and do everyone else a favor. Idiots!
obamas mama: please post the name of your business so we can, um, “spend a lot of money” there.
I’m defintely voting for Osama! I know he will embrace socialism. Everthing should be equal.
LOL, Just like “McSame” LOL, he cant make up his own mind so why should those who endorse him LOL
JT
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awesome! that’s the only thing on that bus worth a crap.
This is pretty funny…honestly where’s the harm? It’s a BUMPER STICKER. I love the play on Obama, “Osama”…how amazingly clever. That almost makes me confuse the two…oh wait, I’m not an idiot.
yeah maybe El Quedo attached one of them new BUMPER STICKER BOMBS on McCain’s McBus!
Run! Hide! BE AFRAID 24×7 !!!!!!!
These replies are classic.
I’ve had little brats stick bumper stickers on my car so I can definately relate with John McCane. I will vote for him because we have more in common than Obomba. Also, we’re both white. So, we have even more in common. It’s will be like voting for myself.
I hope everyone of you gets herpes in your eyes.
“Obama iz ghey”, your a wrinkly, prehistoric, corrupt, and confused politician as well? Wow, it will be like voting for yourself!
“Raquetballshapedhair”, I’m pretty sure that exportation of jobs is the reason our country is in shambles. That and unfair practices of banks, mortgage companies, and wealthy corporations with their boot on the throat of the poor. And if it’s fear that’s driving us down, what has draw more fear than the Bush propaganda machine that makes sure there’s a constant flucuation between “terror alerts” of yellow, orange, and red… as if that’s supposed to mean something?
It is truly enlightening to see the poor little street filth that post on this website. Posting for what? To express your views? You should be aware that those of us who run this country could care less about your views. What do you know about money or power? Obama is a pawn being used to rally you to defeat. We will never place him in power. Once your hopeful spirits are crushed and you feel there’s no hope left, McCain will save the day. And you will love it. And I will stop paying for all of your welfare and aid programs..losers. Now, go work your farms or whatever it is you do.
DTS rocks!!!JOON -> Bencong
Oh, this is classic!
You weak pathetic fools, your soul is mine! I put the sticker there!
Worth A Billion. You’re a douche bag!
You should learn to add. The change you found in your couch doesn’t add up to a billion. It is probably just enough to walk down to your place of employment and buy something of the Mcvalue menu.
Now get to the deep fryer cause Obama likes his extra crispy bitch.
Hey!*! I like Obama’s extra crispy bitch too!
“Worth a Billion”, you mean you care about our views? I think the term you were going for was “could NOT care less”. But it’s okay, if you don’t understand, no sweat. That’s what the democrats are here for – to do your thinking for you.
The US is so screwed once the troops are pulled out of Iraq anyways. The Bush Administration is opening up something bad, I’m telling you. What do you think Al Quada is going to do once the US’s guard is let down? Blow up something else! And it’s gonna be bad. Glad I live in Canada. I follow US politics lightly, and I haven’t heard one decent thing about McCain. I’ve never even heard of him going around campagning (sp?) like Obama does. Obama’s got some great ideas for that country. Everyone in the US needs to calm the eff down, get rid of the guns, and just… live. It’s not that hard guys. Canadians (in general) do just fine. Hopefully Obama can help clean up the act down there. Most Americans are great, don’t get me wrong. But some… not so much.
Just like a Democrat, always looking for a free ride.
“My friends, *that’s* not campaign attention-to-detail that we can believe in.”
– old, short white-haired dude, right before firing his entire campaign staff, again
Bob, it’s spelled champagning.” You’re welcome, eh?
We should bring back slavery and start wars with the North because they are affecting our ability to engage in assfucking.
First, jars and jars of apple sauce, now this poor old handicapped person’s minivan. Senator Straight Talk is a one-man wrecking ball!
You sick libs! Attacking a man who served his country and went to prison for you! while voting a muslim terrorist lover into office!!
That’s not change we can believe in.
Come with me and live on the moon! Nobody has bumper stickers on jetpacks!!!
Smartest thing McCain has done during his entire campaign!
oooh my god the irony
You damn kids get off my lawn!!!
Where am I?
*FAAAAAAAAAAAART!*
Terrorists! Applesauce!
Oops, I wet ’em.
It’s PHOTOSHOPPED IN you fucking dweebs
HA, Ha, McHammerCain is owned by Obama.
I think they both pollute the environment with their unnecessary stickers.
I’m voting for the Lenore the Comfy Couch Girl for President and Molly for Vice President. I recommend you all do the same…
Randy R – You are extremely ignorant. You are one of the reasons why our current president is in the white house…I hope you’re proud of yourself. I hope you’re prepared for our economy to sink even further if McCain is elected.
too funny & all the comments
hey Bob, fuck canada. “We The People…” I’m sorry thats not a concept you understand in the great north. We have guns to maintain control. We still have the right to rebel. Its the only thing that keeps us reasonably free. The only people in all of recorded history who couldn’t have weapons were called slaves. the first thing Hitler did was register fire arms so the SS could confiscate them from the people, we all know what he did next… as far as US politics is concerned, Obama will double or triple the taxes we have to pay to subsidize everyone else. McCain will prolly invade Iran. We really can’t win. Clinton gets all the credit for running a surplus, by following Bush Sr’s fiscal policies to the “T” So I’m locking and loading, and waiting for the draft riots… unfortunately we won’t get someone who wants to fix this country like Ron Paul.
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“the first thing Hitler did was register fire arms… ”
Aaaaaaand we have the winner of Godwin’s law! ANd what have you won? Why the biggest douche on the internet award, of course!
Get McCain some adult pull-ups, a fresh martini, and some stool softeners. Take out your teeth and gum us all!
Hey Randy, Eat a dick. McBush “served” us by crashing 4 other aircraft BEFORE he crashed the last one and got caught. That’s some real fuckin’ service. Anyone else would have gotten the boot after the first 2.
You sick libs! Attacking a man who made propaganda videos for the communists!
Guys. We put that sticker on there because we don’t want to win the election. Do you think McSame wants to be stuck with Bush’s piece of shit?? Get real. Blame it on the black guy.
Osamas mama wrote:
As a business owner that gets graffiti sprayed on the walls of the store and has to get it cleaned up, this is not funny. Obama wants the youth vote, great. He wont get mine.
Well then you must be an idiot! If you think the dumb ass kids who spray graffiti on your shop are voters! And if that would influence how you vote…then you really are an idiot! Please do us all a favor and just don’t vote this year!
jeff wrote:
ALL ABOARD! The Stop Obama Express. Great site for Anti-Obama fun, videos, pictures, quotes, bumpers tickers, and more.
Yeah! because America is doing so well now…who wouldn’t want more of the same?
Isn’t it funny how the people who claim to be Fiscal Conservatives always land us in the worst money holes? They spend like a drunken sailor and then say the Dems are tax and spend…and their dipshit base buys this nonsense everytime! hows that for stupid!
Wake up Neo-Cons Your party is the real enemy of America! and the Republicans hate us for our freedoms! Ain’t that a bitch!
Harmless prank. I used to do them all the time. Someone has a sense of humor, while others up there don’t. eh!
OK, it’s fun. to be sure, but while the background shade is the same, the lines in the photo just don’t compute. I’m afraid it’s all a hoax, even if we all would want it to be true. It’s not even photoshopped. I say, get a grip!
Next trick should probably be to install a pair of brass bus-nutz hanging from the rear.
Exxon/McCain ’08!
It was a set up dude! The van was a plant… Let’s get it right.
Yea right! In America? You gotta be kidding.
Freakin funny, though..even if it’s not real…hope it is, though. OH..and being a POW doesn’t automatically qualify you to be president. It was a long fuckin time ago and who gives a shit. I am sick of hearin about Vietnam…we got our own Vietnam now to worry about. Oh..and anybody seen any changes in their credit card interest rates lately? my sis-in-law just had her’s doubled for no apparent reason. It’s all screwed..give it a couple of years..then maybe we’ll get to see men in bread lines wearing those cute fedoras.
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