UPDATE: Was it the shock of learning they had acquired an Obama bumper sticker? The Straight Talk Express bus crashed into a minivan in Miami today. Does this mean they will take away McCain’s driver’s license?
Taking a break from hitting Senator Barack Obama, Republican presidential candidate John McCain hit a minivan yesterday. Ironically, the Straight Talk Express had trouble turning right.
To justify the report, they finish it off as follows:
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