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Hilarious Hannity Poetry!

Yesterday, Keith Olbermann read on his show a poem that was sent to him by none other than John Cleese. You really should watch Olbermann read the poem (at about the 2:45 mark), but if you are too lazy, here’s the text:

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity

Now on Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 site, readers have been sending in their own Hannity poems. Here’s one of them:

I’d like to see Sean
Mowing the lawn
In widescreen Technorama
I’d like to see Sean
Mowing the lawn
Of the White House for Mr. Obama

Feel free to leave your own poetic masterpieces in the comments.