This is even funnier because it actually happened.
And speaking of Cognitive Dissonance, Daily Kos noticed the recent upswing of people who are claiming to be Libertarians while acting otherwise, so they published a handy-dandy guide to the “Top 10 Signs You Might Not Be A Libertarian“. My favorite is:
6. You might not be a Libertarian if you think recreational drug use, prostitution, and gambling should be illegal because that’s what Jesus wants.