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Late Night Political Humor

“A JetBlue flight attendant cursed out passengers, grabbed two beers, slid down the chute and took off. The pilots were furious. Those were their last two beers.” – Jay Leno

“This flight attendant really went crazy. The good news: terrorists are now afraid to fly.” – Jay Leno

“Levi Johnston is planning to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. He really is trying as hard as he can to get shot by Sarah Palin, isn’t he?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he’ll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.” – Jay Leno

“Mel Gibson’s father is speaking out, claiming that the Pope is a homosexual. It might be a good time for the whole Gibson family to go to a monastery and take a vow of silence.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The New Orleans Saints visited the White House yesterday. That’s an interesting switch, people from New Orleans visiting a disaster area.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama announced this month that he created 70,000 new jobs. The bad news is, they are all vacation planners for him and his family.” – Jay Leno

“The U.S. Postal Service reported a $3.5 billion loss in the last quarter, which established it as the federal government’s most successful enterprise.” – Jay Leno

“Plans are being finalized for Mexico’s bicentennial. On Sept. 15, over 70 million Mexicans will celebrate, and that’s just in Los Angeles.” – Jay Leno



  1. JPG wrote:

    Is it just me, or has Jay Leno become a mouthpiece for the Tea Party movement? He continually goes on about things like Obama spending so much money and Obama going on vacation all the time. Pretty shabby, Jay.

    Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 1:11 am | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    Personally, I think Leno is lost. He is desperately trying to gain popularity, and will hitch his wagon to anything he thinks will help him. While tea party rhetoric may be popular, that doesn’t make it funny.

    And the stats show that he is still less popular than Conan was in the same time slot. Maybe the old truism is actually true — conservatives just don’t have a sense of humor.

    Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Permalink