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Satirist Andy Borowitz reports that a new poll shows that 97% of Americans favor SEAL Team Six — the elite unit that took out Osama bin Laden — landing on the US Capitol building and taking out Congress by force. According to the study “There’s a broad consensus out there that the Navy SEALs get things done, and that they would make C-SPAN more fun to watch.”

In related news, in reporting on bin Laden’s death, Fox News apologized for mispronouncing Barack Obama’s name as “George W. Bush.”


One Comment

  1. Dan wrote:

    I still like the “Obama tweet” where he says ” come on guys, the ‘s’ isn’t even close to the ‘b’ on the keyboard” best.
    I’m not surprised, except that Congress got 2%. The poll must have freakishly hit everyone in the nation that would pick Congress.

    Wednesday, May 4, 2011 at 11:28 am | Permalink