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Late Night Political Humor

“Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City and he had to change his campaign website yesterday because it accidentally showed a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline instead of Manhattan. Or as Weiner calls it, ‘an embarrassing photo I can live with’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Anthony Weiner accidentally used a picture of the Pittsburgh skyline on his website instead of Manhattan. And that’s not all, it doesn’t stop there. Remember those pictures he tweeted of his penis? It wasn’t his. It was Brett Favre’s.” – Jay Leno

“A seven-year-old boy from Milwaukee, a kid buy the name of Miles Nelson, wrote a letter to the vice president. He has an interesting solution to our problem with gun violence. Miles wrote, ‘I think guns should shoot out chocolate bullets.’ Believe it or not, the vice president actually wrote Miles back. He wrote, ‘I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. Happier people love chocolate.’ Do you really want a politician to get behind guns with chocolate bullets? The guy you should be writing to is Chris Christie. He will get this done.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“According to the Boston Globe, First Lady Michelle Obama and her daughters will stay on Martha’s Vineyard for the summer. You can tell President Obama is getting a little defensive. When a reporter asked him about the trip, he said he had no prior knowledge of the vacation, he just learned about it from the media.” – Jay Leno

“Casual Friday today in the Obama White House. Which means they’re casually going through everyone’s phone records.” – Jay Leno