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Late Night Political Humor

“Tensions between Russia and Ukraine escalated this week when Crimea’s parliament voted in favor of leaving Ukraine and becoming part of Russia. ‘Oh come on!’ said a kid with an upcoming Geography test.” – Cecily Strong (on “Weekend Update”)

“President Obama this week warned Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has sent warships to Crimea, that he is on the “wrong side of history”. Pretty strong words from a guy who still uses a Blackberry.” – Cecily Strong

‘While speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul criticized NSA privacy violations asking, ‘Will we be like lemmings, rushing to the comfort of Big Brother’s crushing embrace?’ Or will we be like Rand Paul, not quite understanding what lemmings do?'” – Colin Jost (on “Weekend Update”)