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Late Night Political Humor

“Sony Pictures has canceled the release of ‘The Interview’ due to continued threats from hackers. This means the hackers have accomplished their goal of making everyone in the world want to see ‘The Interview’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, ‘The Interview’. North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, ‘Now we can’t show anybody the movie.’ I’m disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un.” – Conan O’Brien

“Everyone’s weighing in on Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview’. Mitt Romney suggested the film should be released online for free. Donald Trump said the studio has no courage or guts. Chris Christie said, ‘Either way, I’m having a large bucket of popcorn.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“If Sony’s not going to show ‘The Interview,’ that’s it. No more North Korean movies for me.” – Conan O’Brien

“The ‘Star Wars’ movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they’re not Sony.” – Craig Ferguson

“‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ comes out exactly one year from today — as long as we don’t get threats from Darth Vader.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood’. It makes sense. If there’s one thing Obama can identify with, it’s aging several years over the course of a couple of hours.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama said his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood’. When asked what his second-favorite movie was, he said, ”The Interview’. No, definitely not ‘The Interview’. I didn’t see ‘The Interview’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama announced yesterday that he’s pardoning 12 convicted felons. Political experts say the move could have huge implications for your fantasy football teams.” – Seth Meyers

“Here’s what we know about Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he’s with the NSA.” – Conan O’Brien

“Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a press conference today that it was too early to decide if he will run for re-election in 2018. But he says it’s not too early to decide how much he wins by.” – Seth Meyers