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John Fugelsang

I want to welcome John Fugelsang to my blogroll. Well, at least his twitter feed. Fugelsang got my attention recently with the quote “Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins.” His motto is: “Jesus never called the poor ‘lazy’, fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.”

I was pleased to see that his twitter account has many more good quotes. Here are a few more from him:

If You Don’t Like Gay People, Take It Up With The Manufacturer.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

Heterosexuals are the leading manufacturer of gay people and religion is the leading manufacturer of atheists.

It’s pretty cretinous to use Leviticus against gay people when you don’t obey Leviticus yourself.

Israel provides free abortions but I’m guessing you don’t want to stop American aid.

Romans is also where Paul commands you to obey leaders so I guess that means you support Obama, the Iran deal and the ACA, eh?

If you criticize Obama for making deals with Iran it’s time to finally throw out your Reagan Love Doll.

If your religion tells you God wants someone dead but can’t bother to smite them Himself then your religion sucks at religion.

Good Friday is when we commemorate the most famous innocent brown-skinned man to ever get the death penalty.



  1. David Freeman wrote:

    I’ve mainly heard Fugelsang on Stephanie Miller’s show and occasionally on MSNBC. He’s brilliant but he never seems arrogant.
    He’d make a great Daily Show host.

    Sunday, April 5, 2015 at 6:05 am | Permalink
  2. ralph wrote:

    Thanks IK, worth a look. May I also suggest The Big Guy’s very own Twitter feed, who tweets through the mind of David Javerbaum @TheTweetofGod. Never fails to amuse or poke the establishment. A few recent choice examples:

    Christ is risen. Kentucky is fallen.

    “YOLT.” – Jesus.

    My son died for your sins and I’ll never forgive you for that.

    “NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law”. And when NASCAR calls you homophobic, you are homo-friggin’-phobic.

    Just because I’m Jesus doesn’t mean I’m not also his dad.

    I can’t believe My son died for you people. What a waste of a crucifixion.

    America: where minorities, for good reason, fear their kids getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear their kids getting shots.

    There’s no vaccine against stupid.

    Sunday, April 5, 2015 at 7:41 am | Permalink