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Justice Scalia is Not Happy

One might even say that he isn’t very gay.

It was bad enough yesterday when the Supreme Court deflected a challenge to Obamacare (over his vigorous dissent), but today it legalized same-sex marriage in the whole country. In Scalia’s dissent to the gay marriage ruling, he quoted from the majority opinion and gave his version of sound legal advice:

Scalia dissents

Fortunately, history has passed Scalia by. Gay marriage is no threat to our country (it is a boon), and hippies haven’t been called that for a very long time. The new theory is that “Scalia has been a secret goth this whole time”.



  1. Max wrote:

    Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

    Friday, June 26, 2015 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
  2. Iron Knee wrote:

    Don’t harsh my vibe, dude.

    Friday, June 26, 2015 at 3:12 pm | Permalink
  3. ralph wrote:

    The Dude abides!

    Scalia, ironically, seems to be trashing same-sex AND the coveted “traditional” marriage all in the same breath (if intimacy is any measure, as he apparently measures it). A two-fer! Nice job Tony!

    Friday, June 26, 2015 at 7:14 pm | Permalink
  4. Diogenes wrote:

    Anyone who can be intimate with Scalia is a saint

    Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 5:14 am | Permalink
  5. westomoon wrote:

    Diogenes — LOL!

    I was struck by both Scalia’s and Roberts’ dissents — interesting how they could not find jurisprudential language to make their points, but were reduced to writing things that read pretty much like on-line comments!

    Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 11:36 am | Permalink