[Jokes from May 17, 2016]
“I read that a new super PAC is actually trying to convince Amish people to vote for Donald Trump. And those people were like, ‘We’re not Amish – we just got rid of our TV’s so we could stop hearing about Donald Trump.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Donald Trump’s ex-girlfriend says her quotes in the New York Times expose this week were twisted to sound negative, but that she didn’t have a negative experience with Trump. Then she said, ‘Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go drive the new Porsche I can suddenly afford.'” – Jimmy Fallon
