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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from Dec. 19, 2016]

“The Electoral College met today to cast their ballots for president and vice president. It’s the first college Donald Trump has gotten into without a letter from his father.” – Seth Meyers

“Today, the Electoral College officially cast its votes for president, and Bill Clinton actually teared up after voting for Hillary, saying that he’s never cast a vote he’s been prouder of. Then he said, ‘Except for that wet T-shirt contest I judged in Cancun.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Barack Obama just held the final news conference of his presidency and at the end, Obama wished everyone a Mele Kalikimaka, which is the Hawaiian greeting for Merry Christmas. Mele Kalikimaka is also what Donald Trump tweeted when he was just trying to spell Merry Christmas.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama recently said that he and Donald Trump most likely have different definitions of political correctness. And just as likely, different spellings.” – Seth Meyers

“John McCain criticized President Obama yesterday and said he ‘has no strategy and no policy’ on dealing with Russia’s recent hackings. Oh, he has a strategy all right — it’s called running out the clock.” – Seth Meyers

“So far Donald Trump’s cabinet picks have a net worth of over $14 billion. So hopefully, Trump’s plan to balance the budget involves calling a meeting and then just passing the hat around.” – Conan O’Brien

“The price of gold increased today after falling to its lowest level in almost a year. Which can only mean one thing — Trump is remodeling his bathroom.” – Seth Meyers