“The word “sailing” sounds cool. It sounds better than “yachting,” which sounds like something Mitt Romney does in his indoor lake.” – Craig Ferguson “Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.” – Craig Ferguson “Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. […]
“The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White.” – Jay Leno “Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, ‘a Monday’.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted […]
© Steve Sack Now that Romney is back from his world travels, is anything safe here in the US? Certainly not the truth.
“I read that one of the presidential debates will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions. The most common question: ‘Are you the only two choices?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Mitt Romney annoyed the British by saying that London seemed unprepared for the Olympics. You know, putting his foot in his […]
© Mike Thompson Silly season started early. Will any of us survive?
“Mitt Romney is now in London to see his horse compete in the dressage event. Dressage is kind of like horse ballet. Finally something that connects Romney with the average American voter.” – Jay Leno “Romney is going to be in London for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, and he plans to take his […]
“Mitt Romney’s search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney’s problems is that he’s never hired an American for a job before, so this is new.” – Jay Leno “The poverty rate is now at its highest since the 1960s. It’s gotten so bad that Mitt Romney’s butler let his […]
“The apartment President Obama used to live in when he was a college student is now up for rent. It’s $2,400 a month, which is a bargain when you consider how much money Mitt Romney is spending to try and move into where Obama is living now.” – Jay Leno “It’s now being reported than […]
Even if you aren’t a Harry Potter fan, McSweeney’s has a hilarious article called “In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC”. Here’s just a short quote from it: I’m not saying that Super PACs are inherently evil or anything. After all, look how that Citizens United case turned […]
© Lee Judge I find this comic especially funny, since it came out before Mitt Romney’s disastrous attempt to be statesmanlike in England.
“A new CBS poll found that 47 percent of voters are supporting Mitt Romney, while 46 percent support Obama. Well, it makes sense, because if Romney wins, it’s definitely going to be thanks to the one percent.” – Jimmy Fallon “Jobless claims rose again by 35,000 last week. Not good. But it does show that […]
“During a fundraiser a country club in Mississippi, Mitt Romney said the GOP is a party focused on helping the poor. See, his wife Ann is right, he is funny. He can make jokes.” – Jay Leno “In his new campaign ad, President Obama asks, ‘What is Mitt Romney hiding?’ My guess: a personality.” – […]
DC Douglas makes fun of Romney’s latest attack on Obama: As usual the Romney campaign edited Obama’s words (splicing out “roads and bridges”) to make it sound like Obama was dissing entrepreneurs and claiming that they didn’t build their own businesses (when he was actually saying that they didn’t build the roads and bridges they […]
© Tom Tomorrow I guess I need to add one more category of people who like Mitt Romney — cartoonists. He’s like Dubya on steroids for them.
“At a basketball game, the President and Michelle Obama got caught off-guard on a kiss cam. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney was caught off-guard by the show us your tax returns cam.” – Conan O’Brien “During last night’s USA-Brazil basketball game, President Obama gave Michelle a kiss when they were shown on the kiss cam. That’s cute. […]
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