“Regular guy Mitt Romney is on a bus tour…he’s on a bus through the Midwest called ‘Believe in America’ because ‘Mormon Thunder’ was taken.” – Bill Maher “Do you know the difference between a Mitt Romney bus and Mitt Romney car? The bus has a greyhound on the side.” – Bill Maher “Republicans Yesterday launched […]
“Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who is 66 years old today. The first thing he did this morning – he demanded to see his own birth certificate.” – David Letterman “Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn’t want a big party so he just invited a few close friends […]
[This is from one of our regular readers. It is a follow-up from an earlier post.] From: The Office of Mike Lee, Chocowinity, NC To: Mr. Mitt Romney, Campaign Trail 2012 Dear Mitt, I have not heard from you yet but I’m sure you are very busy on the campaign trail. I imagine just tying […]
“The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists’ team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.” – Jay Leno “President Obama is coming to Chicago this weekend. Obama is introducing his new economic plan as part of the Just For Laughs Festival.” – Conan O’Brien “TV icon […]
“Pundits are saying that President Obama is starting to lose support among his own party. To give you an idea of how bad it’s gotten, today Jimmy Carter compared him to Jimmy Carter.” – Jay Leno “Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she’s great with […]
“Mitt Romney just released a new campaign ad about the economy featuring out-of-work Americans. It gets weird at the end when he says, ‘I’m Mitt Romney, and I fired all these people.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.” – David Letterman “You know […]
The RNC is attempting to reach out to Hispanics by creating a website RNCLatinos.com. Here’s a partial screen shot: There’s just one problem. US News and World Report recognized the photo of the children as a stock photo from Shutterstock. The tags for the photo include the words asia, asian, japanese, and thailand, but not […]
John Oliver hilariously destroys Florida’s new voter registration law: Is it just my imagination, or does John Fund (the guy being interviewed in favor of the new law) appear to not actually believe what he is saying? I also want to point out one of my pet peeves — that he is confusing voter registration […]
“President Obama’s campaign is spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial hitting Mitt Romney’s business record. Though Obama’s made some bad business moves too — like spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial.” – Jimmy Fallon “There were some tense moments yesterday during President Obama’s visit to Los Angeles. Three private planes drifted into his […]
“It’s being reported that Mitt Romney’s personal Hotmail account has been hacked. Yeah, Hotmail. Even Ron Paul was like, ‘Get with it, you old geezer!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Speaking of Mitt Romney, his campaign is in the news for misspelling several words on his promotional items. Today, Romney issued a press release that said, ‘I’ll […]
Some people will believe anything. I love reading PolitiFact, however, usually not for the humor. But there is a new posting that starts out debunking a birther chain email, but quickly turns hilarious. It turns out that the email was originally a satire piece, published by a newspaper in Hawaii. The original article is pretty […]
[Received this from reader Mike Lee. I love it.] From: The Office of Michael Lee, Chocowinity, NC To: Mr. Mitt Romney, Presidential Election Trail 2012 Dear Mitt, I understand that you are looking to fill the position of Vice-President and I would like to take this opportunity to throw my hat into the ring. I […]
“Mitt Romney has been giving his volunteers a free sweatshirt for making phone calls on his behalf. The sweatshirts are just like Romney, 100 percent reversible.” – Jimmy Fallon “Presidential primaries were held in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota today. Both candidates for president — Obama and Romney — have already […]
Interview with Grover Norquist. Norquist sums up his new book, saying that Republicans should make a list of everything Obama is doing and “do the opposite”. How’s that for bipartisanship?
It may not be a bedtime story, but it sure is a “good night” story.
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