“President Obama’s popularity is starting to dwindle among well-known liberals like Matt Damon and Gene Simmons. In fact, you know the number one liberal to turn against President Obama? Mitt Romney.” – Jay Leno “Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon he can actually have several vice presidents. Did you know that?” – David Letterman “Today […]
“Today was the annual White House Easter Egg Roll – or, as the Republicans call it, ‘President Obama’s Socialist Egg Redistribution Program.’” – Jay Leno “Thirty thousand kids and their parents participated in the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which has been going on for years. At this point there has to be thousands […]
© Ruben Bolling Actually, I wish it worked more like this.
“Happy Holiday weekend! This, of course, is both Passover and Easter. In fact, did you see what Romney did tonight? I think he’s trying too hard to get votes; he went to a Seder dressed as the Easter bunny.” – Jay Leno “Mitt Romney has spent $53 million on ads, and Rick Santorum has spent […]
Ranker has a funny round-up of Rick Santorum jokes. Here are a few they collected from Twitter: Breaking: Rick Santorum to “suspend” his presidential campaign. But he won’t terminate it without forcing it to get an ultrasound first. “For a few short months back in 2012 ‘Santorum’ meant shitty banal rube, not shitty anal lube. […]
© Clay Bennett I’m almost afraid of posting comics like this one, since it might give the Republicans an idea.
“The earth’s population is now well past 7 billion people. And still, the Republicans can’t find one candidate they really like.” – Jay Leno “Rick Santorum’s campaign is now formally calling on Newt Gingrich to drop out of the race. But you know Newt. He has vowed to stay in. And believe me, when Newt […]
Every candidate (reportedly) endorsed by God has now lost to Mitt Romney. I believe this is the final nail in the coffin for celebrity endorsements for political candidates. The end — sorry, um, suspension — of Rick Santorum’s presidential campaign is a major milestone in the primary race, clearing the way, as it does, for Mitt Romney […]
“Congratulations to Mitt Romney, the big winner in yesterday’s primary. He won in Wisconsin. Rick Santorum finished second. Newt Gingrich came in fourth behind Ron Paul. But Wisconsin was not a total loss for Newt. He did make off with a 45-pound wheel of cheese.” – Jay Leno “Last night Mitt Romney went three for […]
© Dustin Glick I wonder how many people who deny scientific facts like evolution and global warming would be willing to give up all their gadgets that were developed using science. Or would be against scientific theories like relativity or quantum mechanics.
“Republicans are now starting to accept the fact that Mitt Romney will be their nominee for president. But you know, they’re not that excited about it. It’s kind of like starting to accept that you’re going to prom with your sister.” – Jay Leno “Mitt Romney is trying to get female voters and Rick Santorum […]
© Caldwell Tanner Some things never change, like the proverbial Game of Thrones.
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