“If you’re keeping score at home, they have now applauded executions at the Republican debate, they have cheered letting an uninsured man die, and they booed an active duty U.S. serviceman for being gay. I don’t know how you get to the right with this crowd but Ron Paul’s new campaign ad is just the […]
“There was another big Republican debate tonight in Orlando, Fla. This one was sponsored by Google, which is tricky for Rick Perry because he’s a yahoo.” – Jay Leno “Sarah Palin’s website sent out an email to her supporters hinting that if they send her enough money, she’ll run for president. I need this woman […]
© Tom Tomorrow I loved the “Tears of the Pundit” part.
© Mike Luckovich Obama had a good quote the other day, saying that Rick Perry is “a governor whose state is on fire, denying climate change.”
“Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.” – David Letterman “Gays can now openly serve in the military, which is good news, unless you’re gay and you don’t want to join the military and they reinstate the draft.” – Jay Leno “The meeting […]
“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is now over. Gay people can enlist, fight overseas, and then not be able to get married when they get back home.” – Jay Leno “The military’s controversial ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy was officially retired. This marks a new age of tolerance, acceptance, and awkward showering for everyone in the […]
Mitt Romney is played by Jason Sudeikis, Rick Perry is Alec Baldwin, and there are also “six people who will never be president but showed up anyway.”
I refuse to believe corporations are people … until Texas executes one! – bumper sticker
© Matt Wuerker In a completely transparent bid to deflect the issue, Republicans are now calling for billionaire Warren Buffett to release his tax returns to the public. What Buffett’s tax return has to do with his suggestion that the rich should pay at least as much as the middle class in taxes is beyond […]
“President Obama says his new jobs bill will create over 1.9 million jobs — and up to 50 of them will be right here in America.” – Jay Leno “President Obama has proposed a new tax increase called the ‘Buffett rule.’ At first, Newt Gingrich was for it because he thought it was the ‘buffet […]
“I’ve been watching the Republican debates. I watched these eight clowns on the stage and at the end I wanted to raise my hand and say, ‘I don’t believe in evolution.” – Bill Maher “Rick Perry is the frontrunner and they love him because he’s authentic. You got to give him that. He is a […]
“Congress is investigating why the Obama administration invested over $500 million in a solar panel company called Solyndra, which filed for bankruptcy. Only the White House could pick a solar panel company that goes broke in California in the summer.” – Jay Leno “That custom-tailored Obama scandal you ordered is finally here. Solyndra, which received […]
“A Republican is going to be filling Anthony Weiner’s Congressional seat, but not before thoroughly wiping it down.” – Jimmy Kimmel “The Democrats lost a seat they’ve held in New York since the 1920s. The White House said, ‘At least President Obama created one new job.’” – Jay Leno “People are blaming President Obama for […]
© Jen Sorensen Sorensen has some interesting commentary to go with this comic about Obama’s seeming hyper-cautiousness. From the NY Times: A Democratic Congressional adviser, granted anonymity to discuss party deliberations, said: “We’re at a loss to figure out a way to articulate the argument [for economic stimulus] in a way that doesn’t get us […]
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