One of the things I like about Texas is their sense of humor. So it is only natural that they would be making lots of fun of governor Rick Perry, who is leading in the Republican race for president. The most common joke I hear is that Perry is the candidate for those people who […]
by Art Buck, from the Ashland Daily Tidings I have been following the election build-up and I’ve made up my mind: I am voting a straight Republican ticket. The thing that tipped me over the edge was the Republican incandescent light bulb position. They say it is a Democratic police state that is forcing manufacturers […]
“I read Dick Cheney’s book. I don’t want to ruin it for anybody, but in the final chapter he kills Harry Potter. If you want the book, in the bookstore go past the self-help section. It’s in the self-serving section.” – Jay Leno “Michele Bachmann is publishing her memoir. Why can’t we pray that away?” […]
[by Andy Borowitz of The Borowitz Report] Libyan Madman Turns Up in New Hampshire CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) – The mystery surrounding Col. Muammar Gaddafi’s whereabouts was resolved today as the dictator announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination in a town hall meeting in Concord, New Hampshire. In announcing his candidacy, the […]
“Dick Cheney’s new memoir contains some startling surprises. For example, he is still alive.” – Jay Leno “Dick Cheney’s new memoir will be a best seller. I think it’s published by ‘Simon & Shooter.’” – David Letterman “If you like light summer reading, Dick Cheney’s memoir came out at midnight . In Washington, D.C. this […]
© Stuart Carlson So, is Perry just the latest flash in the pan, brought on by a not-too-stellar line up of candidates, or will he burn out once people actually listen to what he is saying?
© Lee Judge Doesn’t it seem like the current crop of candidates are running away from the viewpoints held by the majority of voters? For example, a strong majority of voters would like to see a tax increase on the rich.
© Henry Payne So, if the revolution in Libya turns out well, do you think any Republicans will give Obama any credit at all for how he handled it?
“Dick ‘Kaboom’ Cheney has written a book, and he says he wouldn’t change anything. He feels strongly about this. He’d still invade the wrong country.” – David Letterman “Get this. In a recent interview, Dick Cheney said that his new memoir will have quote ‘heads exploding’ in D.C. Yeah, especially if you read it while […]
© Mike Thompson I’m noticing that the wing-nut crowd isn’t making fun of climate change very much recently. I guess they are blaming it on God instead. UPDATE: The Science Guy goes on Fox News to discuss climate change and Hurricane Irene, and explains slowly and carefully:
“Gaddafi’s sons are getting arrested. A revolution is not the best time to be a dictator’s sons, or as they’re called in Libya, dictator tots. It’s tater tots with a “dic” in front.” – Craig Ferguson “No one knows where the low-budget Bond villain Moammar Gaddafi is. He swears he’ll die in his compound. He’s […]
© Jim Morin FEMA was ready (despite budget issues), and loss of life was kept to a minimum, so now will the Republicans blame Obama for overreacting to hurricane Irene?
“The CEO of Starbucks said that President Obama shouldn’t be vacationing during a crisis, and that he should be getting Americans back to work — so they can afford a $9 cup of coffee.” – Conan O’Brien “The White House is pointing out that all presidents take vacation. Teddy Roosevelt took trips to Long Island, […]
© Glenn McCoy And if an earthquake doesn’t do the trick, how about a hurricane?
Abortion Bush Campaign Finance Cheney Climate Clinton Congress Conservatives Corporations Corruption Deficits Democrats Drugs Economy Education Election Elections Energy Environment Fox News Gays Guns Health Immigration Lies McCain Media Middle East Obama Palin Protests Racism Religion Republicans Romney Spying Supreme Court Taxes Tea Party Terrorism Terrorists Torture Trump Unemployment War
