John Lithgow does a dramatic reading of the latest press release from Newt Gingrich:
“President Obama’s approval rating is at a two-year high in the wake of Osama bin Laden’s death. If I were Obama, I’d fish bin Laden out of the ocean and kill him every Sunday.” – Jimmy Kimmel “When I heard bin Laden had been killed I went, ‘Oh, great. NOW what’s Oprah going to do […]
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© Tom Tomorrow Sometimes fairy tales do come true. I can’t think of any reason why this one shouldn’t.
“Newt Gingrich is running for President. Every 6 months we’d have a different First Lady. Newt’s slogan is, ‘At least I’m not Trump.’” – Jay Leno “Newt Gingrich announced that he’s running for president on Twitter and Facebook. I think his concession speech will be on YouTube.” – David Letterman “Donald Trump says he uses […]
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© Matt Bors Now that Donald Trump has decided not to run for some reason, the comedians can turn their attention to Newt Gingrich, who is definitely running. Let the humor begin!
See this previous post for background on this one. UPDATE: Transcript of entire interview (on Fox News). What happened after what’s included in the above video is just as much fun. Or you can watch part 2 on video. UPDATE 2: At least I admire O’Reilly for publishing the poll results.
“The interior minister of Pakistan says that they have nothing to hide. Yeah, not anymore.” – Jay Leno “The White House described the relationship between the United States and Pakistan as ‘complicated.’ In fact it’s so complicated that the U.S. just sent our ambassador over there to get our CDs and T-shirts back.” – Conan […]
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The Daily Show creates a new meme: Foxygen — what you have to be breathing to believe the crap they show on Fox News.
“President Obama said that watching the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound was the longest 40 minutes of his life, except for every time he asks Joe Biden what’s up.” – Conan O’Brien “President Obama said that watching the raid on Osama bin Laden was the longest 40 minutes of his life. Mind you, that’s […]
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“Osama Bin Laden’s supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea. Really? Martyr Sea? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?” – Jay Leno “It turns out that Osama bin Laden was living in a mansion with his youngest wife. So if we […]
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This is pretty gross, but funny:
“Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals.” – Jay Leno “The identity of the Navy Seals that killed Osama bin Laden is being kept secret. It’s for their own saftey. It’s to keep them from being high-fived to death.” – Jimmy Kimmel “I don’t like this new Obama […]
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© Tom Tomorrow As soon as you look away from this page, you will instantly forget how this really happened.
