Sunday, November 21, 2010
[From Saturday Night Live] Two economists have come to an interesting conclusion about the new body scans and aggressive pat-downs. If people forego travel by air because they don’t want to be seen naked or groped, and instead drive during the upcoming holiday seasons, then more Americans will die because driving is mile-for-mile much more […]
Sunday, November 21, 2010
“The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin’s word ‘refudiate’ to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and said she would do her best to ‘dismangle’ the English language.” – Conan O’Brien “Over 5 million people tuned in to watch the premiere of Sarah Palin’s new show on TLC. It was […]
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Friday, November 19, 2010
© Clay Bennett Unfortunately, the same thing applies to Medicare and the defense budget.
Friday, November 19, 2010
“This will be a rough week for President Obama. He’s got a lame duck Congress, he has to pardon a turkey, he has to eat crow, and the Chinese just flipped him the bird. It’s been a fowl week.” – Jay Leno “President Obama’s picture book for kids is coming out. That’s when you know […]
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Thursday, November 18, 2010
“Sarah Palin has a new show. She takes viewers all around Alaska, and shows them where she water-boarded Levi Johnston.” – David Letterman “A show with Sarah Palin? Did we run out of Kardashians?” – David Letterman “John McCain makes an appearance on Palin’s show. He wasn’t scheduled, he just wanders through.” – David Letterman […]
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
“President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he’s being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn’t had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?” – David Letterman “The point he wants to get across […]
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010
© Jen Sorensen Bipartisanship — like an abusive relationship.
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
“I finally read former President Bush’s memoir, and I’ve got to say, the book was way better than the presidency.” – Jimmy Fallon “George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn’t have to think all the time. And I’m thinking wait a minute, that was him […]
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Saturday, November 13, 2010
“President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep traveling until he finds his birth certificate.” – David Letterman “President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.” – Jay Leno “A company in China is selling a President Obama blow-up sex […]
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Friday, November 12, 2010
“Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, ‘memoir’ is just a fancy word for ‘a bunch of stuff that happened to me.’” – Craig Ferguson “In his new book, George W. Bush says he’s happy to be out of Washington. Well, it’s unanimous.” – David Letterman “Bush’s memoir is 512 […]
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
© Jack Ohman Do the Republicans really think they can repeal the Health Care Reform bill?
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
“I do not understand the electorate. This country is hurting in a way we haven’t since the Depression. People struggling all over this country, and they came out and voted for the party that says right up front they will suspend your unemployment benefits and repeal health care. To go against your self-interest more you’d […]
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010
“What do you think of the Republican landslide victory on election night? No one’s laughing at my John Boehner tattoo now.” – David Letterman “Ohio Republican John Boehner will take over for Nancy Pelosi. Those are some big eyes to fill.” – Jay Leno “Everyone is talking about the unemployment rate. This week it went […]
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