© Mike Thompson How can we have a future when we are stuck so firmly in the past?
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“Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced they are engaged to be married. Can you believe that? Whew! Even that German octopus couldn’t have predicted this.” – Jay Leno “Do you folks remember a guy named Levi Johnston? He’s marrying Bristol Palin. They’re getting married, that’s exciting. He’ll be arriving at the church tied to Sarah […]
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“BP is putting a new cap on the leaking oil well. It could capture up to 90 percent of the disgusting filth that’s spewing from there. And if it works, they’re going to try the same thing on Mel Gibson.” – Craig Ferguson “On the latest Mel Gibson tape, he insults women and uses ethnic […]
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“Rush Limbaugh had an apartment here in New York City. He sold the apartment for $11.5 million. That is $2.5 million for the apartment and $9 million for what they found in the medicine cabinet.” – David Letterman “Rush Limbaugh just sold his penthouse in New York for $11 million. The apartment is amazing. It […]
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“Vice President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Iraq on July 4. It was a surprise because Biden thought he was going to Des Moines for a fund-raiser.” – Jay Leno “While Vice President Biden was away, Republican Chairman Michael Steele was forced to take over the job of saying embarrassing things you have […]
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Even though I think the Arizona immigration law is stupid and racist, I can’t help but enjoy this comic, which makes fun of people (like me) who point out that illegal immigrants are only taking jobs that we don’t want anyway. © John Trever
© Rob Rogers Not to mention that bailing out the investment banks will only encourage them to rape and pillage the economy again. And electing Republicans in November will only encourage them to repeat the mess they got us into during the Bush administration. Learn from Republican logic. Don’t encourage them.
“Back in 1776, Americans were fighting to escape British rule, these days we’re fighting to escape British oil.” – Jay Leno “The East Coast is suffering from a terrible heat wave. Wall Street bankers are jumping out of windows just for the cool breeze on the way down.” – Jay Leno “Queen Elizabeth is visiting […]
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© Tom Toles I don’t know if you are following the confirmation hearings, but Kagan seems to be doing a good job of slyly pointing out the hypocrisy of her interrogators. When Republican Senator Tom Coburn ask what she would do if Congress pass a law requiring Americans “to eat three vegetables and three fruits […]
“Sunday is July 4, when America combines our two favorite pastimes: alcohol and explosives.” – David Letterman “July 4 is my favorite holiday. No presents, no church, just a lighter and a trunk full of explosives.” – Jimmy Kimmel “The fireworks are beautiful to look at, but more importantly, they drown out the gunfire.” – […]
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Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), currently touring Afghanistan, when asked about Michael Steele’s recent comments about this being “Obama’s War”: This is not President Obama’s war. This is America’s war. … I want to separate myself from that statement. And the good news is Michael Steele is backtracking so fast, he’s going to be in Kabul […]
“They’re having the confirmation hearings down in Washington, D.C., with Elena Kagan. And so far, the woman has offered very few opinions. I thought to myself, well, my God — how do you find a woman like that?” – David Letterman “Here’s how savvy the Russian spies are and were — they knew four years […]
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© Stuart Carlson What does independence mean to you?
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