Tuesday, December 29, 2009
© Tom Tomorrow © Tom Tomorrow Added Bonus: The 12 Weirdest Right-Wing Conspiracies Of 2009.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
“President Obama’s daughter Sasha says that she already bought her dad’s gift. She won’t say what it is but she did say, ‘It’s something he likes.’ Which begs the question: How did an 8-year-old get her hands on a carton of Marlboro Lights?” – Conan O’Brien “Oh, I love this — did you hear about […]
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Monday, December 28, 2009
Andy Borowitz explains the major features of the Senate’s health care plan, which he calls “CompromiseCare™”. My favorite lines are: Under CompromiseCare™, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan. Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65. You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs if […]
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Sunday, December 27, 2009
“It looks like Democrats have their 60 votes for healthcare. Harry Reid said the bill will save us hundreds of millions of dollars. Well, it would have, except for the hundreds of millions of dollars we had to pay to buy the 60 votes.” – Jay Leno “The healthcare bill won’t have a public option. […]
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
“That’s pretty amazing, isn’t that snowstorm? I mean, President Obama spends one day in Copenhagen, global warming is solved. It is over.” – Jay Leno “Of course, the storm is the big story, it is unbelievable. It actually paralyzed Washington more than Joe Lieberman. In fact, there was so much white powder in D.C., people […]
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
© Tom Toles It you think it is bad now having to kiss Lieberman’s tushie in order to get 60 votes, just wait until after the midterms.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
© Jen Sorensen Reality is definitely stranger than fiction.
Friday, December 25, 2009
“In Washington, it looks like the Senate is almost done with the healthcare bill. Otherwise known as the Joe Lieberman Insurance Company Preservation Act.” – Jay Leno “President Obama had some tough words for congressmen who aren’t backing his healthcare bill. He told Rep. Peter DeFazio, ‘Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother.’ Then he […]
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Friday, December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas! © Walt Handelsman © John Darkow © Mike Luckovich © Walt Handelsman
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Christmas Eve! © Joel Pett © Jim Morin © Tony Auth © Bruce Beattie © Steve Sack
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
“And listen to this. After one single senator, just one senator — Joe Lieberman of Connecticut — was able to block passage of the Medicare buy-in provision of that health care bill, some people are calling for the Senate to begin experimenting with a whole new way of doing business. Yeah, it’s called majority rules. […]
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
© Matt Bors Is it really true that if you don’t play to your “base” (the most extreme elements of your supporters) that you can’t make anyone happy? Is there no place for moderates in American politics?
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
“And this is good. Democratic leaders are hoping to pass healthcare reform before Christmas. And really, what better Christmas present could Obama give the country than the gift of not having to talk about healthcare anymore?” – Jimmy Fallon “President Obama says that Congress is very close to getting a new health care plan, but […]
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