© Clay Bennett It isn’t officially released until Tuesday, but a pre-release fact check of Palin’s new book indicates that it should really be placed in the “fiction” section of bookstores. UPDATE: The Republicans who worked with Palin during the presidential campaign are calling her book “total fiction“. UPDATE 2: On the eve of the […]
“Yesterday at the White House, President Obama met with Native American tribal leaders, and they gave Obama the Indian name, ‘He Who Cares.’ Isn’t that nice? That’s nice. Yeah. Then, they gave Vice President Joe Biden the Indian name, ‘Big Chief Running Mouth.” – Conan O’Brien “President Obama hosted a conference of all the Native […]
“During a speech, President Obama embarrassed his daughter, Malia. Did you hear about this? Embarrassed his daughter Malia by revealing that she recently got a 73 on a science test. Yeah, yeah, then Malia embarrassed him by asking him how the governor’s races in Virginia and New Jersey turned out.” – Conan O’Brien “During his […]
First, Sean Hannity does a segment on Michelle Bachmann’s healthcare protest, but sneakily shows video of a much larger protest from last summer, assuming its viewers aren’t quite bright enough to figure that out. Second, The Daily Show catches the lie and exposes it. Third, (amazingly) Hannity gives a sort-of apology on his program for […]
“You’re here on a very special night, ladies and gentlemen. The entire balcony here at the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight is filled with defeated Democrats. Yeah, buddy!” – David Letterman “Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey and not doing too good in Afghanistan either. In fact, political […]
“A year ago today, Barack Obama was elected president. It’s been a year, can you believe that? Yeah. A lot’s happened. Yeah. In one short year, Obama’s slogan has gone from, ‘Yes, we can,’ to ‘Wow, this is freakin’ hard.’” – Conan O’Brien “Do you believe it’s been a year since Barack Obama was elected […]
“Well, the big story out of Washington is this healthcare bill passed the Senate Finance Committee by a vote of 14-9, I believe it was. The Bill cost over $800 billion. And that’s just what lobbyists had to give to members of Congress.” – Jay Leno “Yesterday, the Democrats’ health-care bill made it past the […]
© Chip Bok The bill coming out of the Senate Finance committee mandates everyone to have health insurance, and even has teeth — a fine if you fail to have insurance. But no provisions to control costs, so now the health insurance companies will be able to charge whatever they want (like they do now), […]
“Hey, President Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize. How about that? Meanwhile, right now at an Arizona senior citizens center, John McCain is screaming, ‘Bingo!’” – David Letterman “Congratulations to President Barack Obama. Won the Nobel Peace Prize. Very exciting. Hang on now. Don’t get too excited. He hasn’t actually collected it yet. Let’s […]
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