“Does this name ring a bell — evil Dick Cheney? He’s in New York City. He’s on another one of his stops on his ‘Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You Tour.’ And he is in New York City. And he has one of those crazy, embarrassing New York City moments. He’s driving in a cab. […]
© Tom Tomorrow Personally, I think people who use the “ticking time bomb” scenario to justify torture have been watching “24” too much.
“Oh, the FDA now scolding General Mills for claiming that Cheerios can lower your cholesterol by 10%. They say that would be considered an unauthorized health claim. The FDA also said there is no evidence that Lucky Charms are magically delicious.” – Jay Leno “Yesterday, the New York State Assembly overwhelmingly passed a bill approving […]
“President Obama did a great job delivering jokes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. In fact, NBC is trying to sign him now for the 9 p.m. slot.” – Jay Leno “After the dinner, President Obama was all excited and stuff, so he head-butted Rush Limbaugh.” – David Letterman “Dick Cheney, the former vice president, […]
Republicans “Dick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: gay bashing, war profiteering and torture.” – Bill Maher “I am starting to really worry about the Republican Party. I […]
Maine became the fifth state to legalize gay marriage and the first gay couple to get married? I was surprised: L.L. Bean and the old Pepperidge Farm guy.” – Jay Leno “Maine legalized gay marriage today. Maine became comfortable with the idea after years of touching Canada.” – Craig Ferguson “Another state legalized same-sex marriage […]
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