“President Bush is enjoying retirement in Crawford, Texas, maybe not as much as we are.” -David Letterman “This news just came out. When President Bush flew home to Texas last week, they apparently showed a video of his greatest accomplishments during the flight. Yeah, word has it the video got them most of the way […]
First we had Bush the Christmas Pooper, now this: By Clark Sorensen. From the exhibition “Down the Drain – the Legacy of George W Bush”
“I was thinking about the inauguration. It was pretty amazing. There were two million people crammed into that mall this week. Two million people. Not one arrest. Not one crime was committed in Washington. Of course, that will all change now that Congress is back.” -Jay Leno “The official temperature at the inauguration was 18 […]
Having trouble understanding the federal budget and the deficit? This should clear things up:
“It was announced today they’re coming out with an official Inauguration Day DVD. Listen to this, it’s going to contain a lot of extras, including the Supreme Court Justice John Roberts blooper reel. You don’t want to miss this.” -Jay Leno “Yesterday, Obama had to have the oath of office re-administered by Chief Justice Roberts. […]
President Obama has much to learn from Senator Amy Klobuchar and her daughter. From CQ Politics.
“Nice to have you all here. As you all know, George Bush is no longer president, so there’ll be no monologue.” -Jay Leno “Yesterday, in San Francisco, someone replaced all the street signs on Bush Street with signs that say Obama Street. Locals say it doesn’t really matter because every street in San Francisco goes […]
“Barack Obama now the 44th President of the United States. Fascinating. As you know, we’ve never had an African-American president. We’ve had a Dutch-American president. We’ve had an Irish-American president. We’ve even had an incompetent American president. But we’ve never had an African-American president.” -Jay Leno “Barack Obama is the new President of the United […]
In honor of our new president, Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream recently announced a new flavor called “Yes Pecan!“. Just so Dubya wouldn’t feel left out, the good people of the innertubes have come up with some suggested flavors to honor #43. Here are a few of them: Heck of a Job, Brownie! imPeachmint Abu […]
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