“The government is spending, what, $200 billion to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Unemployment, five-year high. Foreclosures are at a 19-year high. This means the Democrats are going to have to work extra hard over the next eight weeks to blow this election.” –Jay Leno “It surprised me. It looks like John McCain’s […]
“Cindy McCain appeared at the Republican National Convention, and Vanity Fair took a look at an outfit she wore. The magazine priced it out at around $300,000. With that kind of money, you could buy an 11th house.” -Jimmy Kimmel “Should we be nervous about a man who preaches against wasteful spending when his wife […]
During her acceptance speech at the convention, Sarah Palin called herself a hockey mom, and then asked if the delegates knew the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom. Her answer was “lipstick”. Unfortunately, she didn’t say what kind of pit bull she was referring to: © politicalirony.com UPDATE: “Saying Sarah Palin will […]
“One of the big themes for convention speakers was that we need to elect a Republican that will go in and clean up the mess in Washington. I think that’s a great lesson for kids — always clean up your own mess.” -Jimmy Kimmel “John McCain had his big acceptance speech. And, you know, I […]
Too many other fantastic new videos from The Daily Show. Check these out: Their hilarious wrap-up of the final night of the Republican convention. Small-town Republican values (which seem primarily to be “no gays allowed”). Asking delegates about Bristol Palin’s ch…ch…ch…choice.
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