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The Circle of Stupidity


© Jen Sorensen

Is it really stupidity? I thought they were doing it on purpose, to kill the unions.

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Damned If You Do

The GOP strategy against the president seems to be to throw everything at Obama to see if anything sticks. Even if the things you throw at him are contradictory. Obama is a socialist, but he is simultaneously a fascist. Obama is an ineffective president who has not delivered on his promised “hope and change”, but he is simultaneously a usurping dictator who is destroying the constitution.

The media seems to be playing along with this cynical game. Even the Christian Science Monitor had the following headline “Does ‘audacity of hope’ mean unchecked presidential power?” The article goes on to quote conservatives who compare Obama to Napoleon (as if Napoleon had to run for reelection or would have put up with our obstructionist Republican party).

The CSM is talking about Obama’s recent order to the immigration service to stop deporting illegal immigrants who were brought here as children, who pose no threat to the US, and are living productive lives here.

This is similar to some of the provisions of the “DREAM Act”, originally introduced into Congress by Republican Senator Orrin Hatch. Except the DREAM Act allowed some undocumented immigrants the apply for and receive permanent residency, which could then lead to citizenship, while Obama’s order simply stops deportation temporarily. Republicans have long been in favor of this and similar immigration reform. That is, until Obama was elected and they became the the “party of no”. After all, their stated top priority is to make Obama a one-term president, and passing immigration reform while Obama is president might make him look good.

I also question whether Obama’s action actually constitutes an abuse of presidential power. Obama is simply saying that we have limited resources to prosecute undocumented immigrants, and those resources are wasted going after children. After all, they had no intent to break the law (they were brought here as children), and they are leading productive, responsible lives. Some of them are even part of the US military — would you deport them after they have served (and offered their lives for) their country?

The conservative Republican attorney general of Utah (who is a Mitt Romney supporter) said it best: “Law enforcement makes decisions based on the resources available to them — until Congress acts, we’ll be left with too many people to deport. The administration is saying, `Here’s a group we could be spending our resources going after, but why? They’re Americans, they see themselves as Americans, they love this country.’ … You’re not giving [legal status] to the parents who came here. You’re giving it to the child who was brought here. That child didn’t get to choose.”

More than once in my life I’ve had a crime committed against me (including having my car stolen and my house broken into), and the police have told me that they didn’t have the resources to do anything about it. I’m sure many people reading this have had similar experiences. Obama is simply saying the same thing. Fiscal conservatives should be happy that he is not wasting government money on this. I’d certainly rather have them looking for the jerk who stole my car than deporting immigrant children.

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You Can’t Touch That!


© Jim Morin

The actual quote was from Laura Ingraham’s radio show. She asked Romney if Obama’s claim that the economy is getting better is true. Romney replied:

Well of course it’s getting better. The economy always gets better after the recession. There’s always a recovery. There’s never been a time anywhere in the world where an economy has never recovered. The question is how is recovered by virtue of something the president has done or has he delayed the recovery and made it more painful? And the latter, of course, is the truth.

What I find hilarious about this is Romney’s claim “The economy always gets better after the recession. There’s always a recovery. There’s never been a time anywhere in the world where an economy has never recovered.” Is he nuts? Economies all over the world have collapsed and never recovered. But according to Romney, they are just delayed. Is he still expecting the economy of the Roman empire to recover?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Team Romney is misspelling words all over the map. They misspelled America, they misspelled the word official, they misspelled Reagan… I think we are going to find out that Mitt is actually dyslexic and his name is Tim.” – Bill Maher

“Both Obama and Mitt Romney went on the Country Music Television Awards. And I’m trying to figure out who has less in common with the country music fan, a Mormon who doesn’t drink or cheat, or a black guy who’s skinny.” – Bill Maher

“This weekend President Obama’s daughter, Sasha, will turn 11 years old. Sasha didn’t ask Obama for a present — you know, because she’s still waiting for him to deliver the gifts he promised three birthdays ago.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Remember when Obama was campaigning? Didn’t he say he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? Didn’t he say that? Apparently, he just meant for renovations.” – Jay Leno

“Obama had a big fundraiser for the gay and lesbian elite here in Hollywood. He was introduced by Ellen and did a really dirty joke. Michelle Obama had gone Ellen’s show and had a push-up contest with Ellen and won it. The president said, ‘Ellen claims Michelle didn’t go all the way down.’ Hey, who’s the potty mouth here, Mr. President? You can take my million, but don’t fuck with my act.” – Bill Maher

“In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis.” – Jay Leno

“That’s one nice thing I got to say about George W. Bush, he never visited. For eight years it was like being passed over by the Angel of Duh.” – Bill Maher (regarding traffic in Los Angeles when Obama is in town)

“The effort to recall Gov. Scott Walker in Wisconsin failed. This is the worst thing to happen to organized labor in America since the invention of Mexicans.” – Bill Maher

“Gov. Rick Scott in Florida is purging the voter roles. It’s so over the line that the county election supervisors are refusing to comply. And Gov. Scott said, ‘Hey, we just want to remove people in Florida who are either felons, deceased, or here illegally.’ Which in Florida leaves only 12 people.” – Bill Maher

“In an event celebrating her 25th anniversary of being elected to Congress, Nancy Pelosi revealed that the ghost of past feminist leaders spoke to her at her first White House meeting as speaker. In a related story, doctors now say, ‘Yes, Botox can cause hallucinations.'” – Jay Leno

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DNAL – SDRAWKCAB


© John Jonik

I don’t know what conservative and liberal mean any more.

Once upon a time, the party of Lincoln was the party of civil rights. Later, the party of Teddy Roosevelt was the party of conserving the environment. The party of Eisenhower built the national highway system and warned us about the dangers of the military-industrial complex. The party of Nixon established the Environmental Protection Agency. The party of Reagan even raised taxes and tried to balance the budget. The party of Bush Jr. expanded Medicare with the prescription drug benefit and tried to reform education.

But today’s Republican Party seems only interested in throwing money at the rich and destroying government. Jeb Bush recently pointed out that Reagan would have struggled with today’s GOP.

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La Raza

The RNC is attempting to reach out to Hispanics by creating a website RNCLatinos.com. Here’s a partial screen shot:

There’s just one problem. US News and World Report recognized the photo of the children as a stock photo from Shutterstock. The tags for the photo include the words asia, asian, japanese, and thailand, but not words like latino or hispanic. Yes that’s right, the RNC used a photo of Asian children for their Latino website.

The RNC quickly removed the photo from the site and replaced it with a banner “Hispanic Latino Strategic Partnerships” (in English). And of course they passed the blame, claiming that an outside ad agency (AV Graffix) was responsible for the mistake.

This reminds me of when Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle had a meeting with Hispanic high school students and told them they looked asian.

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Imaginary Voter Fraud

John Oliver hilariously destroys Florida’s new voter registration law:

Is it just my imagination, or does John Fund (the guy being interviewed in favor of the new law) appear to not actually believe what he is saying? I also want to point out one of my pet peeves — that he is confusing voter registration fraud with actual voting fraud.

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Unfair and Unbalanced

In the British inquiry into Rupert Murdoch and his newspapers, former conservative prime minister John Major testified under oath that Murdoch demanded that the government change its policy toward becoming part of the European Union or else his papers would oppose Major in the upcoming election. Major declined to change the policy and sure enough, three months later lost the election.

To those people who think Murdoch’s media empire works for the conservatives (e.g., that Fox News works for the Republicans), note that he didn’t hesitate to bring down a conservative government when they didn’t meet his demands.

What I take away from this is that it is completely unacceptable for one media company to have that much power over any government. Such power will always eventually be abused. The size of news organizations should be strictly limited so that one company does not own a controlling interest at any level (national or local).

We used to have laws in this country that limited media ownership, but they have been swept away in recent years.

The British situation is especially ironic, because Murdoch is not even a British citizen. He is a foreign entity who wields enormous political power there, and whose news organizations have repeatedly been found guilty of breaking the law. As Major put it in his testimony:

I think the sheer scale of the influence he is believed to [have] whether he exercises it or not, is an unattractive facet in British national life, and it does seem to me an oddity that in a nation which prides itself on one man, one vote, we should have one man, who can’t vote, with a large collection of newspapers and a large share of the electronic media outlets. … Power without hindrance is bound to be poorly exercised.

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One Bad Turn Deserves Another


© Tom Toles

We know what the problem is, and we know how to fix it. Will we have the guts and political will? Or will the car wrecks continue?

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Let Them Eat Cake


© David Horsey

This comic is referring to a recent ad from the Romney campaign, which uses an out-of-context quote from Obama saying “The private sector is doing fine.” and using it to claim that Obama is “out of touch”.

But not only was the quote taken out of context (Obama was pointing out that the private sector is doing better than the public sector, which the GOP is openly trying to drown) but even out of context it is essentially true. Corporate profits are at an all-time high and the stock market is doing as well as it was before the Great Recession.

But the bigger issue is that the flood of money in this year’s election is going to exacerbate the trend toward negative campaigning. As the cartoonist David Horsey put it in his commentary accompanying this comic:

We are at the stage in this campaign when both sides are fervently engaged in the task of creating a negative image of the opposing candidate. Whether that image is accurate or false is beside the point. This is how the game is played in 21st century U.S. politics. The odd twist this time is that each campaign has latched onto the same point of attack: “This guy is out of touch!”

The ads from both the Romney and Obama camps are good enough to make the bad image stick, but what if it sticks to both candidates? Do twin images cancel each other out or merely debase even further this shabby exercise in democracy through character assassination?

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Ironic School Vouchers

On the last day of their legislative session, Louisiana passed a funding plan for schools that includes school vouchers that can be used to pay tuition at religious schools.

What’s ironic is that the Islamic School of Greater New Orleans has applied to be included in the voucher program. I’m looking forward to seeing religious conservatives try to explain how it is OK for taxpayer money to be used to fund Christian schools, but not schools for other religions.

The mind boggles.

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama’s campaign is spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial hitting Mitt Romney’s business record. Though Obama’s made some bad business moves too — like spending $12 million on a one-minute commercial.” – Jimmy Fallon

“There were some tense moments yesterday during President Obama’s visit to Los Angeles. Three private planes drifted into his restricted air space. And as you know, the president’s restricted air space can be penetrated only by people donating more than $35,000.” – Jay Leno

“Another al-Qaida No. 2 guy was hit by a drone. I’m telling you, these Al Qaeda leaders, they don’t last as long as a Kardashian marriage.” – David Letterman

“There was another drone attack ordered by the White House last night. They sent Joe Biden out to give a speech. He was just droning on.” – Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney’s got to think about picking a vice president pretty soon. And it’s kind of a tough situation because political pundits say he needs to select a running mate that is duller than he is. The only problem is that guy is already vice president.” – Jay Leno

“Mayor Bloomberg has outlawed giant cans of soda. When you outlaw stuff it creates crime. I saw a guy today walking down the street and a cop is arresting him because he’s got a huge can of soda, and he said ‘No, no, this is medicinal Mountain Dew.'” – David Letterman

“Now Mayor Bloomberg wants to make something else illegal. He wants to remove the third layer from a club sandwich.” – David Letterman

“Former GOP candidate Rick Santorum said he’s planning to make a big announcement tomorrow. It’ll probably be something really huge like, ‘Hello shoppers, we’ve got a 2-for-1 sale on Tide in aisle five!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“DC Comics has come out with the news that superhero Green Lantern is gay. In fact, when he heard the news, Batman turned to Superman and said, ‘I told you.'” – Jay Leno

“The founder of USA Today recently referred to Donald Trump as a ‘clown.’ Even clowns were like, ‘Are you kidding? That guy’s hair is ridiculous.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Comedian Bill Maher has purchased a minority share of the New York Mets. He’s going to change the team’s name to the New York Smirking Atheists.” – Conan O’Brien

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Dear Supreme Court

Jen Sorensen, the genius behind the Slowpoke comic, recently created a series of comics for Kaiser Health News. You should go view them here, but in case you need some incentive, here’s the first one:


© Jen Sorensen

Her experience mirrors mine (with the exception of the birth control pill part), when I was working on my own and had to buy an individual health insurance plan. Even if you are lucky enough to have health insurance from your employer, you are still liable to go bankrupt if you have some major health problems.

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Late Night Political Humor

“It’s being reported that Mitt Romney’s personal Hotmail account has been hacked. Yeah, Hotmail. Even Ron Paul was like, ‘Get with it, you old geezer!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of Mitt Romney, his campaign is in the news for misspelling several words on his promotional items. Today, Romney issued a press release that said, ‘I’ll get to the bottom of this, or my name isn’t Malt Ramrod.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“I had a terrible nightmare last night. I dreamed I was a union member is Wisconsin who loved the Miami Heat. It was a nightmare!” – Jay Leno

“Governor Scott Walker won his recall last night in Wisconsin. Who would have guessed the governor of Wisconsin would have been a better closer than LeBron James?” – Jay Leno

“There’s a rumor that President Obama will stop by today’s L.A. Kings hockey game. He doesn’t want to draw attention to himself. He just wants to blend in with all the other black, Hawaiian hockey fans.” – Conan O’Brien

“CNBC is reporting that America lost 129,000 millionaires last year. Or as Mitt Romney calls them, ‘an endangered species we have to protect.'” – Jay Leno

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Corporations are Not People

Elizabeth Warren from her keynote address at Netroots Nation:

No, Mitt, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they love, they cry, they dance, they live and they die. Learn the difference.

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