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Battle of the Attack Ads

23/6 has a brilliant comparison and critique of the attack ads coming from the McCain and Obama campaigns. Here are two examples:

Obama ad says that McCain = high gas prices McCain ad says that Obama = Britney Spears
(and picks an image of Spears when she was still hot)
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Obama ad associates McCain with Bush

  

McCain ad associates Obama with Moses

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Trading Vice

Ted Rall
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Late Night Humor

“Have you seen the new commercial? The McCain campaign compares Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. And today the Obama campaign released an ad comparing John McCain to Zsa Zsa Gabor and Bea Arthur.” -Jay Leno

“McCain campaign is running that commercial where they’re comparing Barack Obama to various Hollywood celebrities. And as you know, if there’s one thing the Republicans will not stand for, it’s electing some Hollywood celebrity to public office. Except for Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood — you know, except for those.” -Jay Leno

“McCain is not backing down. He’s defending the commercial, where he compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton, as being ‘all talk and little action.’ That’s what he said. Like Paris, Barack Obama is all talk and little action. Really? Has he seen her sex video? There is no talk. It is all action.” -Jay Leno

“Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw, the other day, what he’s looking for in a vice president is someone who would tell him when he’s wrong. Wouldn’t Hillary be the best candidate? She’s been telling him he’s been dead wrong since the beginning on this.” -Jay Leno

“In a speech yesterday, Barack Obama said he’s distantly related to the famous 19th century gunslinger Wild Bill Hickok. After hearing this, John McCain said, “Big deal, I went to high school with him.” -Conan O’Brien

“President Bush is on the hunt for a new home. He just found out he and Laura are going to have to move out of the White House in a few months. His massive plan of foreclosures and plummeting real estate prices finally paid off.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he’s leaving.” -Jay Leno

“Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the other day on ‘Meet the Press’ that what he’s looking for in a VP is a person who will tell him when they thought he was wrong, to which President Bush said, ‘Trust me, that gets old really fast.'” -Jay Leno

“Some good unemployment news, President Bush will be out of work soon.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“In a new report by the Center for Immigration Studies, researchers report that the number of illegal immigrants in the U.S. is down by 11 percent, and a lot of them are returning home. See, that’s when you know the economy is bad, when illegal immigrants are fleeing to Mexico for a better way of life!” -Jay Leno

“I think we have a very strong swimming time this year for the Olympics, yeah, that’s right. Dick Cheney in particular looks great in the freestyle waterboarding.” -David Letterman

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World’s Worst Person – Dick Cheney

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Senator McCain, can you answer a simple question?

From the Jed Report.

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In the eye of the beholder

Matt Wuerker
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Globalization – Won’t get fueled again

It is ironic that rising oil costs will finally do what global warming or even a tanking US economy could not do — slow down or even reverse globalization. Transportation costs have been so low for so long, people in the US don’t even notice anymore that hardly anything they buy in Wal-Mart is made in the USA.

When a US company decides to manufacture something overseas instead of here, they are making a purely financial decision, and most of that decision hinges on labor versus transportation costs. The question asked by the company is: can I pay people low enough wages in another country to overcome the cost of transporting things there and back. Until recently, the answer has been (mostly) yes, leading to rampant globalization.

Take the example of Tesla motors, a company just starting to manufacture electric-powered cars. Originally, the company was going to manufacture their heavy batteries in Thailand, ship them to Britain for installation, and then ship the entire cars back to the US for final assembly and sales. But in an ironic twist, the same rising oil costs that made their cars desirable in the first place is also shattering their plans for a global supply chain. Tesla will now build the battery packs and assemble the cars near their headquarters in California. Avoiding transportation costs saved them more than enough money to compensate for higher wages in the US.

Another example is IKEA, the Swedish furniture giant, who opened their first factory in the US in May so they wouldn’t have to ship all their products into the US. This trend toward manufacturing locally also works on smaller scales. For example, electronics companies are moving manufacturing facilities from China to Mexico in order to lower transportation costs. And even within the US, locally grown food can cost significantly less because of lower shipping expenses.

Reducing the distances that goods are transported not only reduces costs, but also means less greenhouse gases and other pollutants, a significant benefit. Not only that, but it leads to more local jobs. For example, in the US, steel production is rising after decades of decline.

From the NY Times.

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Is McCain racist, or does he just hate Democrats?

On Friday, Stephen Price, a reporter for the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper was kicked out of a media area at a rally for McCain. Price is black. All of the other reporters in the area were white. He was the only reporter asked to leave. All of his security and media credentials were in order. When another reporter asked why Price was removed, she was also removed.

Jonathan Block, a McCain campaign worker, said “I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that race had nothing to do with it.”

So why was Price kicked out? Well, when you don’t have a good excuse, I guess you make something up. Block said “At the end of the day, your reporter was in the wrong place.” Price works for a state newspaper, and he was in an area restricted to members of the traveling national press corps that accompanies McCain on his campaign travels.

The only problem with that excuse is that it is a lie. There were several other reporters from the local press in the same area, and none of them were asked to leave. Only Price, the black reporter, and then another reporter who asked why Price was removed. When asked about this, Block could only say “I do not know why the other reporters were not moved. The rest of the local press should have been moved as well.”

I have a better excuse for the McCain campaign. Price was removed because he works for the Tallahassee Democrat. This would not be the first time McCain kicked a Democrat out of one of his campaign rallies.

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Trust the Farce

Tom Toles
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From the NY Times:

On July 3, news reports said Senator John McCain, worried that he might lose the election before it truly started, opened his doors to disciples of Karl Rove from the 2004 campaign and the Bush White House. Less than a month later, the results are on full display. The candidate who started out talking about high-minded, civil debate has wholeheartedly adopted Mr. Rove’s low-minded and uncivil playbook.

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McCain’s Dick Move

Jon Stewart is a genius:

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Republican black ops – how to be racist without being racist

Most politicians have figured out that it backfires when you say something racist (the Republican Party has even issued rules to try to avoid future “Macaca moments”). The trick, however, is to somehow appeal to racist fears while not appearing to actually be racist.

For example, in 2006, the Republicans ran a now-infamous negative TV ad against black Senate candidate Harold Ford. For the most part it was a typical negative political ad, but it accused him of taking porn money and ended with a young white woman winking salaciously and saying “Harold, call me”. The result was devastating.  Ford was ahead before the ad ran, but his campaign plummeted and he lost the election. The moral? Putting black men in the same ad as sexy white woman scares the pants off some voters.

Fast forward to 2008, and the Republicans are running a new ad containing Obama and young white women like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Note that neither of these women have anything to do with Obama, and both have gotten quite a bit of media attention for their sexual exploits. The Republicans can claim that they are just trying to compare Obama to other “top” celebrities, so they have plausible deniability.

But here’s the interesting bit. When Obama complained about this ad, McCain’s campaign manager snapped back “Barack Obama has played the race card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck.” Ignore for a moment that McCain is blaming the target of his own ad for playing the race card. The more interesting point is that McCain’s response is almost exactly the same as a famous quote from lawyer Robert Shapiro “Not only did we play the race card, we dealt it from the bottom of the deck.” As you may remember, Shapiro was talking about how they won the O.J. Simpson trial, where a black man was accused of killing a white woman.

Coincidence?  Or just blatant irony?

UPDATE: Bob Herbert in the NY Times has the answer.

UPDATE 2: The Brits have a term for this kind of message — they call it a “dog whistle”. Just like a real dog whistle is a whistle that only dogs can hear, in politics, a “dog whistle” sends a message that only a certain constituency will hear or understand.

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Late Night Humor

“Barack Obama was on ‘Meet The Press’ Sunday. John McCain was on a new show called ‘I Wish I Could Meet The Press.'” -Jay Leno

“There’s a lot of what they call buzz going around in the blogosphere right now that Barack Obama will choose the Governor of Virginia, this guy Tim Kaine, to be his running mate. Officially Obama hasn’t said anything, all they say is that he’s narrowed the pool of candidates down to ‘Not Hillary.'” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Polls show that Barack Obama is more popular than John McCain in Germany, France and Great Britain. However, John McCain leads in Mesopotamia, Gaul, and the Holy Roman Empire.” -Jay Leno

“Heard about this group called ‘Prayer at the Pump’? There are prayer groups that are springing up, and they go to gas stations and they hold hands and they pray for lower gas prices. Otherwise known as the Bush energy plan.” -Jay Leno

“Barack Obama made a big announcement, Barack Obama announced that next month, he wants to spend a week on vacation in Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, after hearing about it, President Bush said ‘I can’t believe he’s taking another trip to a foreign country.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Hillary Clinton is trying to retire her campaign debt so she’s giving everyone who donates money a chance to have dinner with her. Yeah. No word yet on what the winner gets.” -Conan O’Brien

“Nation, I’ve got great news — I am furious. Today Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was unfairly indicted by the Justice Department, just because the oilfield company VECO didn’t charge him for an extensive renovation on his house — including a brand new first floor, a fully finished basement, a wrap-around deck, and, one assumes, installing the latest internet tubes. The Justice Department is calling this a conflict of interest. Please — VECO is a major oil drilling company, and Senator Stevens worked tirelessly to allow drilling in ANWR. That’s not a conflict of interest — their interests line up perfectly. This is a non-story folks, and I look forward to Stevens being proven innocent when President Bush commutes his sentence.” -Stephen Colbert

“Nation, I am still furious that Alaska Republican Senator Ted Stevens was indicted yesterday on charges that he improperly received gifts from oil field giant Veco. It was not improper. Senator Stevens received those gifts very properly. He even sent them a thank you note. ‘Thanks for doing over $250,000 worth of renovations to my house and not charging me for it. Sincerely, Senator Ted Stevens.’ The guy was raised right. Is that suddenly a crime?” -Stephen Colbert

“The latest politic gossip is that Hillary Clinton is not particularly high on Barack Obama’s vice presidential list. In fact, turns out she’s somewhere between the Reverend Wright and Jesse Jackson.” -Jay Leno

“It looks like Hillary Clinton still has a shot at being vice president. Yeah, if John McCain picks her.” -Jay Leno

“Well, yesterday Congress officially apologized for slavery. Not a moment too soon, huh? You hate to see these things fester until there’s a lot of animosity. Thank God they nipped it in the bud like that.” -Jay Leno

“Barack Obama says that next month he’s planning on spending a week on vacation in Hawaii. Yeah, when he heard this, President Bush said, ‘Pace yourself, ’cause once you become president, the vacations start coming fast and furious.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Time magazine says that many top Republicans are worried that lately, John McCain has been taking too negative a tone. When he heard this, McCain said, ‘Shut your piehole.’ Good for him.” -Conan O’Brien

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Mainstream Media loses last ounce of integrity

Was anyone else concerned when Rupert Murdock (owner of Fox News) bought the Wall Street Journal? Well, no need to worry. This morning’s front page story of the WSJ online finally exposes the real reason why Obama is not “fit” to be president — he’s not fat. Here’s proof (from the article):

“I won’t vote for any beanpole guy,” another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board.

Nevermind all those silly people who claim that at a point when we are involved in two wars, on the verge of a recession, with oil prices rising insanely, a failing healthcare system, and a global food crisis, home foreclosures, etc. that the venerated Wall Street Journal could find a more appropriate topic. Hah!

My beef is how they got the above quote!  While the WSJ blames some anonymous Yahoo message board, diligent readers have discovered that the author of the WSJ piece started the topic herself by posting the following:

Is Obama too skinny to be president?
15-Jul-08 06:04 pm

Does anyone out there think Barack Obama is too thin to be president? Anyone having a hard time relating to him and his “no excess body fat”? Please let me know. Thanks!

Five hours later, this response was posted:

Re: Is Obama too skinny to be president?
15-Jul-08 10:21 pm

Yes I think He is to skinny to be President.Hillary has a potbelly and chuckybutt I’d of Voted for Her.I won’t vote for any beanpole guy.

The other two posts to the thread (which is saved on Google cache, since the WSJ reporter deleted her post) are  dismissing the question as stupid and irrelevant. But never let it be said that the mainstream media isn’t concerned about the news.  They are so concerned that they create news themselves! After all, waiting for it to happen and reporting on it is so last century.

The same article shows that if a reporter doesn’t want to go to all the trouble to create news, they can just borrow it — another part of the WSJ “article” is a slight restatement of a McCain campaign memo.

UPDATE: See also this video from The Onion about courting the fat vote:

 
As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

UPDATE 2: The Wall Street Journal is backpedaling from their story.

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Noir Market

Congress passes and Bush signs the Foreclosure Prevention Act:

]Tom Tomorrow
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McCain’s new form of viral marketing — lies!

Who says that McCain doesn’t understand the Internet. Well, come to think of it, he doesn’t. But he seems to have found a new way to get free airplay for his political ads. Simply fill them with lies about your opponent!

Then the liberal blog-o-sphere will endlessly analyze your ads, your opponent will have to respond to them, morning shows will titter about them, and so on. This pushes them out to many times more viewers than originally saw them on TV, and at no cost. After all, a candidate who has to hold a campaign event in a German restaurant when his opponent is giving a speech to 200,000 people in Germany probably has to settle for running ads in the late night slot on minor cable channels.

McCain lies
© From 23/6

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